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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305320101.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpgThe Simpsons (Gia đình Simpson) là một chương trình truyền hình hoạt họa hài hước nổi tiếng của Hoa Kỳ, một trong những chương trình được chiếu lâu nhất, bắt đầu từ ngày 17 tháng 12 năm 1989 trên hệ thống truyền hình Fox Network cho đến giờ. Đến nay chương trình đã có trên 365 tập.
Tuy là một chương trình hoạt họa, chương trình này châm biếm nhiều khía cạnh của cuộc đời, đặc biệt là lối sống của tầng lớp lao động và trung lưu tại Hoa Kỳ, văn hóa Hoa Kỳ, và đồng thời xã hội Hoa Kỳ nói chung. Nó đã được chiếu tại nhiều quốc gia trên thế giới trong nhiều ngôn ngữ, và được xem là một trong những sản phẩm văn hóa xuất khẩu quan trọng và có nhiều ảnh hưởng nhất của Hoa Kỳ.
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Season 1
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 01 - Simpsons Roasting On An Open (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x01_-_Simpsons_Roasting_On_An_Open.Biztyke.avi%7C183117 824%7C4b99a2bb1b50d36dfd2a14bd7ab3d5e7%7C/)
Christmas is nearly ruined when Marge has to spend all of the family's gift money to remove Bart's tattoo. Homer becomes a department store Santa to raise more cash, but bets it all at the dog races on a hot tip from Barney. Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting the losing greyhound, Santa's Little Helper.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 02 - Bart The Genius (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x02_-_Bart_The_Genius.Biztyke.avi%7C182507520%7C9c25cfc fedc633365b67dc559f2d84dd%7C/)
Bart cheats on his intelligence test and is mistaken for a child genius. In order to offer him more stimulation, Marge and Homer enroll him in a school for gifted students where he is immediately made to feel like the mediocre student he is. Bart eventually bluffs his way back into Springfield Elementary by claiming he'll study his classmates but winds up confessing to everyone that he cheated.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 03 - Homer's Odyssey (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x03_-_Homers_Odyssey.Biztyke.avi%7C182513664%7Cf1a60ab1 199b867e7fd647197d638076%7C/)
Homer reevaluates his life after getting fired from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for causing a meltdown. He becomes a public safety advocate and rallies to have speed bumps installed on roads and fights against his old boss. Eventually, he abandons his cause and gets rehired at the plant with a raise.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 04 - There Is No Disgrace Like Home (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x04_-_There_Is_No_Disgrace_Like_Home.Biztyke.avi%7C1825 28000%7C4e26a72b1eab0313330208a7dfb5cc2c%7C/)
After an embarrassing experience at his company picnic, Homer begins to wonder if his family is too dysfunctional. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie attend family therapy sessions with Dr. Marvin Monroe, an unorthodox psychotherapist who uses shock therapy to "cure" them.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 05 - Bart The General (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x05_-_Bart_The_General.Biztyke.avi%7C182489088%7Cd91a2f 471a72892951272719b234fe06%7C/)
After years of being picked on by Nelson, Bart and other kids from Springfield Elementary decide to fight back. With the help of Grandpa and one-armed Herman, the kids attack Nelson and his buddies with water balloons until he agrees to sign a cease fire treaty.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 06 - Moaning Lisa (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x06_-_Moaning_Lisa.Biztyke.avi%7C182519808%7C9a4abca09f 466442e1b7056eb303b568%7C/)
Lisa gets sent home from school with a terrible case of the blues. One night she meets Bleeding Gums Murphy, a jazz musician who teaches her how to express her feelings through music. Lisa writes a song for Bleeding Gums, who plays it at his club, making Lisa feel happy again.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 07 - Call Of The Simpsons (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x07_-_Call_Of_The_Simpsons.Biztyke.avi%7C184877056%7C37 1d16ec13868f1058d79e5e3d79f0df%7C/)
Homer buys an RV and takes the family camping. Accidentally driving it off the edge of a cliff, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are trapped in the woods and must fend for themselves. Marge makes her way back to civilization, but Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot and eventually captured by hunters.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 08 - The Telltale Head (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x08_-_The_Telltale_Head.Biztyke.avi%7C176830464%7Cfd5aa e5ce039248780329e8cde1e59b3%7C/)
Bart tries to impress Jimbo Jones and his friends by stealing the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue in the town square. The townspeople are devastated by his act of vandalism and only Homer can help him return the head to its shoulders and fend off the angry mob.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 09 - Life On The Fast Lane (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x09_-_Life_On_The_Fast_Lane.Biztyke.avi%7C184467456%7C7 968d8d1d9f6539c22284f61f9f8f1af%7C/)
Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, prompting her to take up bowling lessons with a suave, French bowling instructor named Jacques. As her game improves, Marge and Jacques grow closer and closer until they're spending every night of the week at the bowling alley and sharing brunch. Realizing that he may be losing Marge, Homer tries to tell her how he feels and remind her of her loyalty to the family.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 10 - Homer's Night Out (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x10_-_Homers_Night_Out.Biztyke.avi%7C182468608%7C999f79 990cc01b2648e626373ac8ad01%7C/)
Using his toy spy camera, Bart captures Homer drunk and cavorting with a belly-dancing named Princess Kashmir. When he gets the photo developed, it is photocopied and distributed all over town, ruining Homer's reputation and nearly wrecking his marriage to Marge. Fearing that Bart may be learning a bad lesson about how to treat women, Marge insists that Homer introduce Bart to the Princess so he can learn that women aren't sex objects.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 11 - The Crepes Of Wrath (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x11_-_The_Crepes_Of_Wrath.Biztyke.avi%7C182482944%7Cbb5 71774eb2ca2e9af92e8f82d644f14%7C/)
Bart is sent to France as a foreign exchange student and is forced to live with two slave-driving French winemakers. In his place, the Simpson family takes in Adil, a student from Albania, who's actually a spy stealing the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's secrets. Bart escapes his tormentors' vineyard and manages to speak enough French to tell the authorities. He returns home a national hero.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 12 - Krusty Gets Busted (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x12_-_Krusty_Gets_Busted.Biztyke.avi%7C182659072%7C55fd ab394552ab0cf8eb1329905d1b53%7C/)
After work, Homer stops by the Kwik- E- Mart and he sees Krusty the Klown robbing the store. When Homer identifies him as the thief, Krusty is arrested. He's kicked off his show, and Sideshow Bob takes his place. Bart refuses to believe he robbed it. When Bart and Lisa go to the Kwik- E- Mart to find clues, they find some interesting things. Krusty couln't have used the microwave; he has a pacemaker. He also couldn't have read the magazine, for he is illiterate. Krusty was framed. On the live show "The Sideshow Bob Calvacade of Whimsy" Bart concludes to the audience that it wasn't Krusty who robbed the store; it was Sideshow Bob. He realizes this because in the footage of the store, Homer stepped on his foot. But Krusty has small feet. So the police arrest Bob, free Krusty, and Krusty thanks Bart for trusting him. Krusty is cleared and Bob begins the first of his many prison terms.
The Simpsons - Season 01 - Episode 13 - Some Enchanted Evening (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_1x13_-_Some_Enchanted_Evening.Biztyke.avi%7C182593536%7C 0c3fbb890ef44f21b9bd97cafe0807f5%7C/)
Homer and Marge go out for a much-needed romantic dinner and leave Bart, Lisa and Maggie with a babysitter named Ms. Botz. Bart becomes convinced that Ms. Botz is actually the Babysitter Bandit, a wanted criminal he saw on America's Most Wanted Armed and Dangerous. Bart turns out to be correct and when Ms. Botz ties him and Lisa up and attempts to rob the house, only Maggie can save them.
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Season 2
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 01 - Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x01_-_Two_Cars_In_Every_Garage_Three_Eyes_On_Every_Fish .BMan.avi%7C185006080%7C41f129ae6633220731a68ae63e 247fc9%7C/)
Bart and Lisa catch a three-eyed fish in a polluted stream near The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bringing scads of negative publicity to Mr. Burns. In order to fight the bad press, Burns decides to run for Governor, enlisting a team of spin doctors. But all the spin doctors in the world can't fix Mr. Burns' major blunder when, on live TV, Marge serves him a three-eyed fish for dinner and he finally coughs up his true feelings about pollution.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 02 - Simpson And Deliah (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x02_-_Simpson_And_Deliah.BMan.avi%7C183298048%7C331416b 0ebadfab8a8840469340fde58%7C/)
When Homer gets an experimental hair treatment, he grows a shaggy new mane. Marge finds the new Homer sexy and Mr. Burns mistakes his most incompetent employee for a hungry up-and-comer and promotes him. As part of his promotion, Homer gets an overly attentive assistant named Karl who ensures that his every step is correct and his every move successful. When Homer's hair begins to fall out again, his success goes down the drain as well.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 03 - Bart Gets An F (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x03_-_Bart_Gets_An_F.BMan.avi%7C181526528%7Cd8bd2fd0bfe c6857f7e4195729700c95%7C/)
After failing a history test, Bart strikes a deal with Martin Prince to make him cool in exchange for tutoring. Bart successfully transforms Martin into a regular kid, but Martin reneges on his side of the bargain and Bart is once again in danger of failing. After an all-night study session, Bart still fails but he manages to impress Mrs. Krabappel with his grasp of history and she gives him a D-minus, a grade Homer is proud to hang on the fridge.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 04 - Tree House Of Horror (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x04_-_Tree_House_Of_Horror.BMan.avi%7C184125440%7C5f8ee 74b4b663ab0da8c5a87d30ff320%7C/)
Bart and Lisa try to outdo each other with by telling ghost stories while Homer listens in, including: Bad Dream House; The Simpsons move to a haunted house, beam into outer space and take on a chilling literary classic. In the first segment, the family checks into a mansion that tries to make them kill one another. Hungry Are The Damned; Kang and Kodos bring the Simpsons aboard a spaceship, and then proceed to entertain and feed them in preparation for what might prove to be their last supper. The Raven; Lisa reads Bart the classic poem, while the family take parts in a Simpsonized version.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 05 - Dancin' Homer (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x05_-_Dancin%27_Homer.BMan.avi%7C182874112%7C5f8118ca51 6e9af2b3c9bedcf8740381%7C/)
Homer becomes a local celebrity when he is named the mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, a local minor league baseball team. With a repertoire of dance moves and specialized routines, Homer attracts the attention of the team's owner, who recruits him to become the mascot for Capital City Capitals. Homer discovers that his moves don't play in Capital City as well as they did in Springfield and retires from the mascot business.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 06 - Bart The Daredevil (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x06_-_Bart_The_Daredevil.BMan.avi%7C183136256%7Ced8bbf5 bb806baac9c03f81217ca1c11%7C/)
At a Monster Truck event, Bart spots his hero Captain Lance Murdock, a daredevil who attempts to jump his motorcycle over a tank filled with great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators, a ferocious lion and one drop of blood that drives all the wild animals insane. Inspired to follow in Murdock's footsteps, Bart attempts increasingly risky skateboard jumps until he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge. Homer tries to stop Bart from jumping, only to find himself in danger of accidentally skating off the ramp and into the gorge.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 07 - Bart VS Thanksgiving (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x07_-_Bart_VS_Thanksgiving.BMan.avi%7C183699456%7C2d43c fc97c6be2631f6439b42b76bb43%7C/)
Lisa spends the days leading up the Thanksgiving building a centerpiece dedicated to female heroes of American history. In order to make room for more food on the table, Bart accidentally throws Lisa's centerpiece into the fireplace, destroying it. Sent to his room with no Thanksgiving supper, Bart escapes out his window and, with Santa's Little Helper, wanders the city, eventually landing at a homeless shelter where he is filmed by a TV crew. Returning home, Bart apologizes to Lisa for destroying her centerpiece.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 08 - Dead Putting Society (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x08_-_Dead_Putting_Society.BMan.avi%7C183420928%7C96dfd cd487111b7e50baaa14cca3e0eb%7C/)
In a bout of over-the-top neighborly competition, Homer and Ned Flanders pit Bart and Todd against one another in a miniature golf competition. Both boys train incessantly for the big day, but it's clear that the tournament is more important to Homer and Ned, who have made a side bet for the loser's father to mow the other's lawn in a dress. On the day of the big tournament, Bart and Todd face off until the final hole, when they agree to throw the match and tie. Because of their bet, Ned and Homer are both forced to mow each other's lawn in dresses.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 09 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x09_-_Itchy_&_Scratchy_&_Marge.BMan.avi%7C183461888%7C2c17a3c20f1a3adf7ca6 a9d378990351%7C/)
Convinced that the images on "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" are a bad influence on kids, Marge wages a one-woman campaign against the show that eventually forces the creator, Roger Meyers, Jr., to curb the violence in favor of bland, lovey-dovey plots. The new format bombs and the show's ratings plunge. Meanwhile, Marge is asked to comment on The Springfield Art Museum's exhibition of Michelangelo's "David." Not finding it at all objectionable, Marge loses her standing with the anti-free speech brigade that once supported her.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 10 - Bart Gets Hit By A Car (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x10_-_Bart_Gets_Hit_By_A_Car.BMan.avi%7C183029760%7C3b9 4bcaa65429a348eb3985c86a8209b%7C/)
Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, sending him on a trip to heaven and hell while he's unconscious. After consulting the crooked attorney Lionel Hutz, Homer and Marge attempt to sue Mr. Burns for a million dollars. Burns is prepared to settle for $500,000, but promptly withdraws the offer when he discovers that the Simpsons have exaggerated Bart's injuries.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x11_-_One_Fish_Two_Fish_Blowfish_Blue_Fish.BMan.avi%7C1 81917696%7Ca7cf0f4adc4b965392b01ea09044f3ad%7C/)
Homer discovers the wonders of sushi, trying a piece of every fish on the menu of the Happy Sumo restaurant. But when he eats a bad piece of blowfish, he is poisoned and given 24 hours to live by Dr. Hibbert. With one day left on earth, Homer makes a list of everything he ever wanted to do but didn't and tries to pack it all in before he succumbs to the blowfish poison. After staying up all night, Homer survives and goes on to live his life exactly as he did before--watching TV and eating salty treats.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 12 - They Way We Was (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x12_-_They_Way_We_Was.BMan.avi%7C183148544%7C9ec7f7ef8b 323c375440de273e489a35%7C/)
When the TV breaks, Marge takes the opportunity to share the story of how she and Homer met with Bart and Lisa. Flashing back to 1974, we see Homer as ne'er-do-well high school student and Marge as a budding feminist. Homer becomes smitten with Marge and tries to get close to her by enlisting her as his French tutor. After several hours of verb conjugation, Marge falls for Homer too, only to become enraged when he admits that he's not even a French student and only said he was to get her to spend time with him. Marge rejects Homer's invitation to the prom and goes with Artie Ziff, a nerdy debate club colleague of hers. Artie turns out to be a terrible date and Marge realizes that it's Homer who she really wants.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 13 - Homer VS Lisa And The 8th Commandment (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x13_-_Homer_VS_Lisa_And_The_8th_Commandment.BMan.avi%7C 183396352%7C714d2894f7e04e6cf161eea88ec1ce09%7C/)
Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up. But Lisa doesn't approve and fears that Homer will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment. Lisa seeks advice from Reverend Lovejoy, who simply tells her not to watch the stolen cable. Later, Homer invites all of his new friends over to watch a big fight, but he begins to feel guilty about stealing the transmission and, to lessen his guilt, cuts the cable line.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 14 - Bart's Dog Gets An F (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x14_-_Bart%27s_Dog_Gets_An_F.BMan.avi%7C183425024%7C43b 82512657ac156ac4139f81bf3ca15%7C/)
After a series of destructive acts, the entire Simpson family loses patience with Santa's Little Helper. Marge and Homer insist on sending the dog to Emily Winthrop's Canine College but Santa's Little Helper proves too unruly and stupid to learn anything. Homer and Marge threaten to give the dog away if he doesn't pass his obedience training, so Bart tries as hard as he can to train him, but Santa's Little Helper refuses to lie down or do any of the other tricks he was taught. Somehow, Bart finally gets through to the dog, who ultimately passes Canine College and stays with the family.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 15 - Principal Charming (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x15_-_Principal_Charming.BMan.avi%7C183435264%7C2a51d01 87d209da3d19435162af67d21%7C/)
Marge enlists Homer's help to find Aunt Selma a husband. During his search, Homer is called into Springfield Elementary to meet with Principal Skinner and decides that the principal is the man for Selma. Skinner agrees to meet Selma but mistakenly falls in love with Aunt Patty instead, causing Selma to grow even more depressed about her life. Even though Patty enjoys Skinner's company, she eventually gives him up to make her sister happy.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 16 - Oh Brother Where Art Thou? (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x16_-_Oh_Brother_Where_Art_Thou.BMan.avi%7C183490560%7C 8ca24a00b3fb0a65d02a772f481c42c2%7C/)
Homer discovers that he has a long-lost half brother, Herb Powell, who is the wealthy CEO of a car company. When Homer and Herb meet, they instantly hit it off and Herb takes in the Simpson family as his own. Herb hires Homer to help design a car for regular guys, but Homer's design proves so disastrous that it bankrupts Herb's company and forces the brothers apart once again.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 17 - Old Money (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x17_-_Old_Money.BMan.avi%7C183545856%7C6149b98f3567f6a5 4d8b9f7523121601%7C/)
Grandpa Simpson falls in love with Bea Simmons, a fellow resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle. During the course of their brief romance, Bea passes away and leaves Grandpa her entire savings, $100,000. Grandpa decides to give the money to charity but can't decide which one is worthiest. Eventually, he donates the money to the Retirement Castle to buy new easy chairs and equipment.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 18 - Brush With Greatness (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x18_-_Brush_With_Greatness.BMan.avi%7C183156736%7Cead55 110b9514e61477afe9d791fe418%7C/)
Marge's interest in art is reawakened when she finds some of her old paintings in the attic. Signing up for a painting class taught by Professor Lombardo at Springfield Community College, Marge eventually develops enough confidence in her work to enter the Springfield Art Fair and win. Her winning painting catches the eye of Mr. Burns, who hires her to paint his official portrait, a task that proves very difficult because Marge finds Mr. Burns to be excessively ugly. Eventually, she paints a picture that emphasizes Mr. Burns' flaws. But rather than embarrassing him, the portrait humanizes him in the eyes of the public and he is forced to accept the painting as a success.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 19 - Lisa's Substitute (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x19_-_Lisa%27s_Substitute.BMan.avi%7C183232512%7C847683 f7910375d605807cf15f7dd703%7C/)
When Lisa's teacher Miss Hoover gets Lyme Disease, Mr. Bergstrom takes over the class. Lisa finds Mr. Bergstrom's teaching methods incredibly inspiring and discovers an entirely new love for learning. When Miss Hoover returns to her class, Lisa is devastated to lose her most positive grown-up role model. Eventually, she realizes that while Mr. Bergstrom was one of a kind, she can find role models in other people, including her own father.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 20 - War Of The Simpsons (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x20_-_War_Of_The_Simpsons.BMan.avi%7C183525376%7C051cd7 f01f0b305a1ae546e311687d28%7C/)
When Homer humiliates Marge at a party they've thrown for their friends and neighbors, the only thing that can save their marriage is a weekend retreat for married couples run by Reverend Lovejoy up at Catfish Lake. Marge is determined to fix their marriage, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake. Marge tells Homer that if he really loves her, he won't spend any time fishing, but while taking a walk along the lake one morning, Homer finds himself unable to resist the chance to catch General Sherman. When Marge finds him wrestling the gigantic fish into a boat, she scolds him for lying to her. Homer proves his love for Marge the only way he can: He lets General Sherman go.
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The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 21 - Three Men And A Comic Book (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x21_-_Three_Men_And_A_Comic_Book.BMan.avi%7C183119872%7 Cf4049cf9fd18ab71363f8078258fa9d1%7C/)
Bart becomes obsessed with buying the first issue of Radioactive Man, but can't scrape together the $100 he needs to make it his own. Enlisting Milhouse and Martin Prince, Bart is finally able to buy the comic, even though he only possesses one third of it. But things get hairy when none of them can decide who gets to keep it or for how long. The three enter into a dangerous confrontation that threatens to destroy not only their precious investment, but their friendships as well.
The Simpsons - Season 02 - Episode 22 - Blood Feud (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_2x22_-_Blood_Feud.BMan.avi%7C183232512%7C69f5f0c1d9da97c f6af1d6b81bbf517a%7C/)
When Mr. Burns gets sick, only a transfusion of Bart's blood, which is a special type, can save him. With the boy's blood coursing through his veins, Mr. Burns is more alive than ever and writes a thank-you note to Bart. Homer is convinced that Burns has not shown his boy enough gratitude and writes his boss a nasty letter. Realizing he's made a mistake, Homer tries repeatedly to stop Burns from getting the note, but can't do it in time. Reading the letter, Mr. Burns vows to ruin Homer's life, but after some strong words from Mr. Smithers, the mogul realizes that he is wrong and shows his gratitude by buying the Simpson family a huge, frightening Olmec Indian statue for their house.
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Season 3
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 01 - Stark Raving Dad (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x01_-_Stark_Raving_Dad.FoV.avi%7C181446656%7C79B87B961C 6939431420104CC0436342%7C/)
When he wears a pink shirt to work, Homer's coworkers mistake him for a mental patient and commit him to the New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting. While there, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson. Despite his reservations, Homer befriends "Michael" and takes his new pal home with him upon his release. Meanwhile, Lisa celebrates her eighth birthday without a present from Bart, who was too inconsiderate to get her anything. With "Michael's" help, Bart writes a special song for Lisa that proves to be the best gift she ever received. Witnessing the tender scene, "Michael" admits that he's really Leon Kompowsky, a bricklayer.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 02 - Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x02_-_Mr._Lisa_Goes_To_Washington.FoV.avi%7C181520384%7 C59A23AF7286476F4599759E03A360D17%7C/)
Lisa enters an essay contest and wins a trip for the whole family to go to Washington, D.C. While there, her faith in democracy is shattered when she witnesses a congressman accepting a bribe. In her desire to uphold this nation's ideals, Lisa decides to expose the corrupt official, and in doing so has him arrested in a sting operation.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 03 - When Flanders Failed (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x03_-_When_Flanders_Failed.FoV.avi%7C181428224%7C12135E 3B59C5F97DD0374D1132D1E9C2%7C/)
Ned Flanders decides to open his own business called the Leftorium, a store that sells tools and products aimed at left-handed consumers. Homer, filled with resentment towards Flanders, hopes that the Leftorium fails. Needless to say, the business is not a smashing success and Flanders goes broke, forcing his family to sell their furniture and possessions in a tag sale. Wracked with guilt, Homer enlists all of the left-handed people he knows to buy Flander's wares and save his neighbor from financial ruin.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 04 - Bart The Murderer (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x04_-_Bart_The_Murderer.FoV.avi%7C181452800%7C6C24CA463 423F64812E73DF918423D08%7C/)
When he crashes his skateboard into the stairwell of the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, Bart falls in with a particularly bad crowd: the Springfield Mafia. Soon, he befriends Fat Tony, Louie, Joey and other goodfellas, who take him on as their bartender and errand boy. As Bart adopts more and more gangster-like traits, Marge grows anxious. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner disappears and the police strongly suspect that Bart and his new friends are responsible. During the sensational trial, Fat Tony turns stool pigeon and rats out Bart as Skinner's killer. Nobody can save Bart but Skinner himself, who emerges from his hiding place to explain that neither Bart nor the Mob did anything to him.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 05 - Homer Defined (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x05_-_Homer_Defined.FoV.avi%7C181477376%7C3C1C351601396 01A549D7E6DE29EE76A%7C/)
During a near-fatal meltdown at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer frantically presses buttons on his console until he hits the right combination and saves the day. Homer becomes a hero even though he knows in his heart that what he did was a fluke. Aristotle Amadopolis, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant, invites Homer to make a speech for the employees at his plant, and Homer is once again faced with a meltdown. This time, he isn't so lucky and he sees his reputation destroyed just as quickly as it was made.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 06 - Like Father, Like Clown (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x06_-_Like_Father,_Like_Clown.FoV.avi%7C181643264%7CACE A0E3F4BEA3D5BBAA4F7EF69F4492A%7C/)
During a tear-filled dinner at the Simpsons' house, Krusty the Clown reveals that he is the estranged son of an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi. It seems that Krusty's father, Rabbi Krustofski, never accepted his son's profession, and disowned him years ago. Bart and Lisa decide to reunite the two men, but find that getting the Rabbi to agree to a meeting is nearly impossible. After endless research by Lisa, and repeated negotiations by Bart, the Rabbi agrees to meet with his clown son, and the two men are reunited and appear together on The Krusty the Clown Show.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 07 - Treehouse Of Horror II (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x07_-_Treehouse_Of_Horror_II.FoV.avi%7C181434368%7C385A DBE151E4E074F90A2E0F27B6B188%7C/)
After eating piles and piles of Halloween candy, Bart, Lisa and Homer have nightmares that haunt them all night. The Monkey's Paw; Lisa dreams that the family goes on a trip to Morocco and buys a cursed monkey paw that grants its owner three wishes. By wishing for world peace, Lisa accidentally paves the way for an alien invasion by Kang and Kodos, who enslave the human race. The Bart Zone; Bart's dream, in which he has the power to read minds and affect people with his thoughts, seems less like a nightmare at first. But eventually, he realizes he's used his powers for evil and repents. If I Only Had A Brain; Homer dreams that Mr. Burns steals his brain for a giant robot he's building. Due to an accident, Mr. Smithers is forced to sew Mr. Burns' head onto Homer's body, creating a horrific two-headed creature.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 08 - Lisa's Click & Hide (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x08_-_Lisa%27s_Click&Hide.FoV.avi%7C181489664%7CF98F3F618EC73DC37C1CAC4 824CA16C3%7C/)
When Homer disappoints Lisa one too many times, he tries to make it up to her with one grand gesture: He buys her a pony. Lisa is thrilled, but Homer and Marge are shocked to discover how expensive maintaining the animal can be. Homer is forced to take on another job working the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay the bills. When she realizes her father is overworked, Lisa decides to give up her pony.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 09 - Saturdays Of Thunder (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x09_-_Saturdays_Of_Thunder.FoV.avi%7C181387264%7C70CA99 670A30F7D5E8841EAA705F9936%7C/)
Bart becomes deeply immersed in competitive soapbox racing while Homer begins to realize that he's not as good a father as he thought. After attending a lecture at National Fatherhood Institute, Homer becomes a more attentive father, helping Bart build the ultimate soapbox racer. But Bart decides not to use it in his big race against Nelson Muntz, instead opting to borrow Martin Prince's scientifically engineered aerodynamic racer. Homer is devastated by Bart's rejection, but still attends the race and watches as Bart beats Nelson.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 10 - Flaming Moe's (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x10_-_Flaming_Moe%27s.FoV.avi%7C181551104%7C63EB3F6FF1E 732744CDE1C35E9ECE4EB%7C/)
Homer invents a bizarre drink he calls the Flaming Homer. It's so good that Moe steals his recipe, renames it the Flaming Moe, and takes credit for it. The Flaming Moe revitalizes the bartender's business, turning Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield. Meanwhile, Homer is so angered by Moe's stealing of his idea that he sabotages Moe's chance to sell the recipe for the Flaming Moe to representatives of Tipsy McStagger's bar and grill franchise. Realizing he shouldn't have taken credit in the first place, Moe makes him a Flaming Homer on the house.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 11 - Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x11_-_Burns_Verkaufen_Der_Kraftwerk.FoV.avi%7C181555200 %7C988470B911FB65041FE41A38D52E72C0%7C/)
Mr. Burns sells The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for $100 million. The buyers are two wealthy German investors who promptly fire Homer and other employees. After a confrontation with Homer and others at Moe's, Mr. Burns realizes he should never have sold the plant. After negotiations, Burns buys back the plant and re-hires Homer, plotting to get revenge on him in the future.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 12 - I Married Marge (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x12_-_I_Married_Marge.FoV.avi%7C181469184%7C74F318DFBF4 6DC13C8C93A6033C42BB8%7C/)
It's a walk down memory lane as Homer and Marge recount their early years for Bart and Lisa. Back in 1980, a young Homer and Marge are forced to get married at Shotgun Pete's Wedding Chapel after Marge becomes pregnant. But married life is difficult for the young couple and Homer decides to leave Marge until he is able to provide the sort of life he thinks she deserves. Marge tracks Homer down at his new job at the Gulp 'N Blow and the two agree to stick it out and build a family together.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 13 - Radio Bart (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x13_-_Radio_Bart.FoV.avi%7C181501952%7C2E1A174A6C4A38F5 7DC1DF8F2AF7D243%7C/)
Homer buys Bart a Superstar Celebrity microphone for his birthday. Bart thinks it's the lamest gift in the world until he realizes he can play some great pranks with it. One of his pranks backfires when the entire town comes to the rescue of "Timmy O'Toole," the little boy Bart pretends has fallen down a well. Krusty the Clown brings his celebrity friends, including Sting, to record a song "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well" to benefit Timmy. Realizing things have gotten out of hand; Bart tries to undo his prank, but winds up falling down the well himself. He eventually admits that there was no Timmy O'Toole and the whole town is angered because a 10-year-old boy took them for fools. The only people willing to dig Bart out of the well are Homer and Sting.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 14 - Lisa The Greek (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x14_-_Lisa_The_Greek.FoV.avi%7C181436416%7C00668660C15F 75562A001102AEDF35F6%7C/)
Homer discovers that Lisa has an uncanny ability to pick winning football teams. Soon, the two of them spend every Sunday afternoon together, betting on football games and winning. During these "Daddy-Daughter Days," Lisa feels closer to Homer than ever, but she begins to feel betrayed when she realizes Homer is only interested in her winning picks. Lisa rebels by refusing to pick a winner for the Super Bowl until Homer apologizes for being selfish. They agree to have Daddy-Daughter Days after the end of the football season and continue to bond.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 15 - Homer Alone (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x15_-_Homer_Alone.FoV.avi%7C181448704%7C62AB2F44C4AFA5E 64BD063AE6E5C013D%7C/)
Marge has a nervous breakdown and is sent to Rancho Relaxo resort for some much-needed rest and relaxation. While she's off pampering herself, Homer sends Bart and Lisa to stay with their Aunts Patty and Selma but must take care of Maggie himself. During the night, Maggie disappears and Homer frantically runs around town looking for her. Spotted by the Springfield Police, Maggie is finally brought back to Homer and Marge returns from her vacation clueless about her daughter's little adventure.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 16 - Bart The Lover (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x16_-_Bart_The_Lover.FoV.avi%7C181551104%7CA0CE85A506B9 A2DA4DE818EA16AFD106%7C/)
During a particularly long detention jag, Bart discovers that his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, has placed a personal ad looking for love. Thinking it would be funny to string her along, Bart writes her a love letter as "Woodrow," the perfect man who loves holding hands and hates yo-yos. Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with Woodrow and Bart begins to realize that he's done a very cruel thing. With the help of his family, Bart writes a sweet goodbye letter and lets his teacher gently off the hook.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 17 - Homer At The Bat (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x17_-_Homer_At_The_Bat.FoV.avi%7C181485568%7CD9B7D724A6 D2098404DC69309CBB1C74%7C/)
Mr. Burns makes a million dollar bet with his arch-rival Aristotle Amadopolis that the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team will beat the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant team in the softball championships. To ensure victory, Burns hires a number of ringers, including pro baseball players Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey, Jr., Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Jose Canseco, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs and Mike Scioscia to replace the plant employees he cut from the team. But as game day approaches, the pros all succumb to various strange ailments and accidents that prevent them from playing and it's up to Homer and his teammates to beat the Shelbyville team. With bases loaded and the score tied in the ninth inning, Homer is sent to bat and wins the game when the pitch hits him in the head and accidentally scores a homer.
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The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 18 - Seperate Vocations (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x18_-_Seperate_Vocations.FoV.avi%7C181553152%7CC40704ED B20E5A696E674F7E90989061%7C/)
After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school. Police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor, handing out demerits to his classmates for minor infractions. When Lisa secretly steals all of the teachers' manuals, it's up to Bart and Principal Skinner to figure out who did it. Realizing his sister is the culprit; Bart takes the rap and returns to his life as a bad student and detention regular.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 19 - Dog Of Death (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x19_-_Dog_Of_Death.FoV.avi%7C182224896%7C5CED6004F53B63 96AA0168FD5DE4CCF6%7C/)
Santa's Little Helper is rushed to the hospital to undergo an emergency operation. Homer is saddened to tell Bart and Lisa that they just can't afford the $750 for the operation, but seeing how much everyone--including himself--loves the dog, he resolves to find a way to pay for it. To save up the money, everyone must give up their small luxuries and begin to resent the dog for forcing them to lose out on the things they enjoy. Hurt and dejected, Santa's Little Helper runs away from home, only to be adopted by Mr. Burns, who trains him to become one of his vicious attack hounds. After a long brainwashing process, Santa's Little Helper becomes a bloodthirsty killer. When Bart goes to Burns' mansion to retrieve his dog, Santa's Little Helper tries to attack him but remembers all the good times they had and snaps out of his brainwashed state. The dog then returns to the family that loves him.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 20 - Colonel Homer (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x20_-_Colonel_Homer.FoV.avi%7C182462464%7C78D88AC2182FB F69B0BBC5AC6F1DD598%7C/)
Homer and Marge have a fight after attending a boring movie and Homer drives off angry. As he drives, he pulls up to a honky-tonk bar called Beer 'N' Brawl where he meets an aspiring country music singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Struck by her talent and her beauty, Homer becomes her manager, securing her gigs and a record deal while at the same time fraying his relationship with Marge. Even though it's clear that Lurleen is falling in love with Homer, he resists her come-ons and signs away Lurleen's contract to another manager in order to be a better husband to Marge.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 21 - Black Widower (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x21_-_Black_Widower.FoV.avi%7C182577152%7C31EFC261A7602 DCD865309FFD4B1476B%7C/)
Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob. Bart and Lisa are terrified of their soon-to-be new uncle, since Bob swore he'd get revenge on Bart for having him sent to prison for framing Krusty the Clown for robbery. Sideshow Bob tries to show the Simpsons that he has changed his ways in prison, but Bart remains skeptical. His suspicion pays off when Bob tries to kill Aunt Selma on their honeymoon. Bart foils the plot and it's back to prison for Bob, back to spinsterhood for Selma.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 22 - The Otto Show (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x22_-_The_Otto_Show.FoV.avi%7C181583872%7C49C8C68BCA572 B2D84AB29F208FDFD6E%7C/)
After seeing Spinal Tap bring the house down (sort of) in concert, Bart decides he wants to learn how to play electric guitar. Playing is harder than Bart thought and he becomes dejected when he sees what a guitar god his bus driver, Otto, is. Because he was too busy jamming with Bart's guitar, Otto arrives late to school and is fired until he can get a new license from the DMV. With no job and no prospects, Otto is thrown out of his apartment and is forced to live in the Simpsons' garage until he can get his job back. Based on their mutual dislike for Homer, Patty approves Otto's new license and Otto is allowed to drive the school bus again.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 23 - Bart's Friend Falls In Love (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x23_-_Bart%27s_Friend_Falls_In_Love.FoV.avi%7C181649408 %7C2052E96065DFAC24CF621E3CD359A82B%7C/)
Everything's coming up Milhouse when Bart's best friend falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stanky. Bart is jealous of how much time Milhouse is spending with Samantha and plots to break them up by telling Samantha's strict father about the relationship. Samantha is packed off to Catholic school and Milhouse is heartbroken. Bart admits that it was his fault that Samantha was sent away and the two boys come to blows. Eventually they make up and go visit Samantha at her new school, where she is very happy.
The Simpsons - Season 03 - Episode 24 - Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_3x24_-_Brother_Can_You_Spare_Two_Dimes.FoV.avi%7C1815879 68%7CA80AB8BC95C2396F2D8084D0AC59E3A7%7C/)
Homer's half-brother Herb Powell returns, but this time not as a successful businessman. After Homer wrecked his car company, Herb has become a bum, but with a little help from Maggie, he thinks he has come up with a shoo-in invention that will put him back on top. Herb wants to build the first baby translator, a device that will interpret babies' cries and mumbles into plain speech. Homer agrees to fund the research and when Herb's business takes off, he buys Homer and the whole family lavish gifts to thank them.
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Season 4
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 01 - Kamp Krusty (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x01_-_Kamp_Krusty.FoV.avi%7C183529472%7CD89D44411522892 2B6FB0C76477E1B77%7C/)
After making a deal with Homer to get good grades in school, Bart and Lisa go away to Kamp Krusty, "The Krustiest Place on Earth!" While they're initially excited about their summer, they soon learn that Kamp Krusty is a run-down prison run by the tyrannical Mr. Black and his C.I.T. henchmen, Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo Jones. Worse yet, instead of sports and arts-and-crafts, the kids are expected to pass their days sewing counterfeit wallets. The only thing that gets Bart through this ordeal is the hope that Krusty himself will visit, but when that doesn't happen, the kids lead a rebellion against Mr. Black and take over the camp. With Bart as their leader, the kids speak to the media and reveal what a sham Kamp Krusty is. Meanwhile, with Bart and Lisa away from home, Homer and Marge are getting in touch with their relationship. Homer feels so good, he's even losing some weight and growing some hair. This all changes when he sees Bart on TV, condemning Krusty and his ramshackle camp. In the end, Krusty apologizes to the campers and takes them on a trip to Tijuana.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 02 - A Streetcar Named Marge (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x02_-_A_Streetcar_Named_Marge.FoV.avi%7C183533568%7C8E0 7C89D1182E5F53E5E59B13DAA5C0C%7C/)
Marge is cast in the role of Blanche DuBois in Oh! Streetcar, the musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair at the Springfield Community Center. Homer isn't very supportive of Marge's interest in acting, so she uses her anger towards him for inspiration in some of the play's more emotional moments. Acting opposite Ned Flanders as Stanley Kowalski, Marge gets so absorbed in her role that at one point she nearly slashes Ned with a broken bottle. Meanwhile, Maggie has been placed in day care at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and leads a rebellion against the strict teachers. Watching Marge perform in the play, Homer is moved and realizes he should have been more supportive.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 03 - Homer The Heretic (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x03_-_Homer_The_Heretic.FoV.avi%7C183525376%7CECAE7B183 0B003B3754F2998AF65BDD9%7C/)
One Sunday morning, Homer decides that he'd rather sleep late than go to church. Marge is disappointed, but doesn't argue with him. While home alone, Homer dances in his underwear, drinks waffle batter and loafs around watching TV. Having thoroughly enjoyed his morning, Homer decides to forgo church for good and start his own religion. Marge doesn't approve, but that night Homer has a dream in which God visits him and expresses his acceptance of Homer's new religion. While home on Sunday, worshipping in his own special way by reading Playdude and smoking cigars, Homer causes a fire that nearly destroys the house. Ned Flanders is the only one who can save Homer's life, and after speaking with Reverend Lovejoy, Homer realizes that he should give up his religion and return to church.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 04 - Lisa The Beauty Queen (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x04_-_Lisa_The_Beauty_Queen.FoV.avi%7C183541760%7C08657 8BF9D284AB2FF67DA177103BCF3%7C/)
To help Lisa get over her insecurities about her looks, Homer enters her into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant. At first, Lisa looks down on the event, but when she becomes first runner-up after Amber Dempsey, Lisa begins to like being a beauty queen. Soon thereafter, Amber is struck by lightning and Lisa is crowned the official Little Miss Springfield, an honor she relishes until she discovers that she must sit atop a parade float sponsored by Laramie cigarettes. Lisa denounces smoking and is stripped of her crown by pageant officials. But in the end, they can't strip Lisa of her newfound confidence.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 05 - Tree House Of Horror III (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x05_-_Tree_House_Of_Horror_III.FoV.avi%7C183549952%7C09 05C9E18841DCE7F43D102E4ABB4F21%7C/)
In this year's scarifying special, the Simpsons gather for a Halloween party and exchange ghost stories. Clown Without Pity; In the first tale, told by Lisa, Homer buys Bart a talking Krusty doll with a few glitches: It tries to kill Homer with a knife and strangle him to death. No one believes that the doll is really trying to kill Homer, but when Marge calls the toy company's customer service numbers, it is revealed that the doll was accidentally set to 'evil' instead of 'good.' King Homer; In the next story, told by Grandpa, Homer plays King Kong to Marge's Fay Wray. Mr. Burns plays a maniacal millionaire who plunders the jungle in search of mythical giant gorilla. The gorilla falls in love with the millionaire's beautiful assistant and carries her to the top of the Empire State building. After a messy confrontation with the army, the gorilla and the girl get married and live happily ever after. Dial "Z" For Zombie; Finally, Bart tells a story in which a spell from a book of witchcraft bring Springfield's dead to life. The only thing that can send them back to their graves is the right spell.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 06 - Itchy And Scratchy The Movie (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x06_-_Itchy_And_Scratchy_The_Movie.FoV.avi%7C183529472% 7C532AAC4319AE3F0881DDA071C9DA3436%7C/)
Every kid in the world waits with bated breath for the Itchy & Scratchy movie, but Bart is the only one who's not allowed to see it. Marge and Homer ground Bart for his bad behavior, making him miss the most important movie of his life. In a vision of the future in which his son becomes a Supreme Court Justice, Homer imagines seeing a revival of the movie with Bart.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 07 - Marge Gets A Job (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x07_-_Marge_Gets_A_Job.FoV.avi%7C183541760%7CEC5BF51519 12AEAF197A5AC7BD5AB66B%7C/)
When the Simpsons' house begins sliding off its foundation, Marge is forced to get a job to help make ends meet. Where else can she turn other than The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where she is promptly hired. While on the job, Marge catches the eye--and the heart--of Mr. Burns, who falls madly in love with her. To impress her, he even hires her favorite singer, Tom Jones, to serenade her, but Marge rejects all of her boss' advances and stays faithful to Homer.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 08 - New Kid On The Block (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x08_-_New_Kid_On_The_Block.FoV.avi%7C183541760%7C6D2550 5FC0AE962113D20C8AD89DA79C%7C/)
Evergreen Terrace welcomes two new neighbors, Ruth Powers and her lovely teenage daughter, Laura. Bart falls hard for Laura, but she thinks of him as just a little friend. Heartbroken, Bart has to watch as the girl he loves starts dating Jimbo Jones. One night while Laura is babysitting Bart, Lisa and Maggie, Bart devises a way to get revenge on Jimbo, who also happens to be over the house. Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern one last time and claims to be Jimbo and gives his address. Moe charges over to kill Jimbo, but when the little bully starts to cry, Moe reconsiders and leaves. Laura reconsiders, too, breaking up with Jimbo.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 09 - Mr. Plow (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x09_-_Mr_Plow.FoV.avi%7C183525376%7CCA66B64B96DEEDCD242 ECDED16B9E478%7C/)
At the auto show, Homer impulsively buys a snow plow and starts a business as Mr. Plow. An incredibly snowy winter sets the business rolling, making Homer a success and earning him the key to the city from Mayor Quimby. All is well until Barney sets up a rival business as the Plow King and wipes the streets with Homer. To cut out his competition, Homer calls Barney under an assumed name and dispatches the Plow King to clear a path on forbidding Widow's Peak. Barney foolishly drives up there and is caught under an avalanche. Only Homer can save him from an icy death and both men agree to work together as a team. Right at that moment, the sun bursts out and all the snow in Springfield melts into puddles, leaving them both without livelihoods.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 10 - Lisas First Word (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x10_-_Lisas_First_Word.FoV.avi%7C183539712%7C046DF72B97 DA12C07856335F6F2CAB89%7C/)
While trying to get Maggie to say her first words, Marge tells Bart and Lisa about what they were like as babies. In flashback, we see that Bart's first words were "aye carumba." When Lisa was born, Homer hoped that her first word would be "daddy," but instead she said "Bart," which always secretly broke Homer's heart. Back in the present, as Homer puts Maggie to bed, he tells her that it's okay that she doesn't speak yet. Homer leaves the room and Maggie utters the word that he's been longing to hear, "Daddah."
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 11 - Homers Triple Bypass (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x11_-_Homers_Triple_Bypass.FoV.avi%7C183552000%7C6F0850 249ECD0BE88E379610F5384D5F%7C/)
In a series of terrifying X-ray shots of Homer's chest, we see that his heart is dangerously clogged with plaque and doughnut residue and that he is in need of a triple bypass operation. The operation costs $40,000, but Homer cannot afford that much, so he goes to Dr. Nick Riviera, who agrees to do the operation for $129.95. During the operation, Dr. Nick loses his nerve and only Lisa, who has been studying the heart, can talk him through the procedure. Homer recovers and is able to live a long, doughnut-filled life.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 12 - Marge VS The Monorail (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x12_-_Marge_VS_The_Monorail.FoV.avi%7C183535616%7CEE0B6 A83830808103C9D8FE6EAC19308%7C/)
Mr. Burns is forced to pay a $3 million fine for illegally dumping toxic waste under trees in the park. At a town meeting where Springfield's citizens discuss how to best use the new funds, Lyle Lanley, a charismatic traveling salesman convinces them to build a completely useless monorail. Marge is the only one in town who disapproves of the project and when the monorail is complete disaster, her reservations are proved correct.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 13 - Selmas Choice (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x13_-_Selmas_Choice.FoV.avi%7C183529472%7CEEF4290A0873B F19EC7B44B000D176BB%7C/)
Aunt Selma realizes that she might wind up dying all alone and thinks that having a baby can relieve her loneliness. To test her maternal instincts, she takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens, an amusement park, where she realizes that parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. At the park, Lisa gets high by drinking the water in the Little Land of Duff ride, and Bart misbehaves in his own unique way. Shaken by the experience, Selma is pleased to have no kids of her own and accepts her life and everyone in it, including Jub Jub, her pet iguana.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 14 - Brother From The Same Planet (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x14_-_Brother_From_The_Same_Planet.FoV.avi%7C183525376% 7CE0D9C507AC9868230A2ED7AE0820BD99%7C/)
When Homer leaves Bart waiting in the pouring rain after soccer practice, he must earn back his son's love. Bart expresses his anger by going to a Big Brother program and claiming to be an abandoned child so he can get a new "father." He's paired with Tom, a motorcycle-riding fighter pilot who spoils him. To get revenge on Bart, Homer signs up to be a Big Brother and "adopts" Pepi, a needy child. When Homer and Tom clash over Bart, they fight viciously and Bart realizes how much his father loves him. Bart returns to Homer and Tom winds up adopting Pepi. On a side note, Lisa runs up $378.53 of phones calls to "The Corey Hotline."
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 15 - I Love Lisa (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x15_-_I_Love_Lisa.FoV.avi%7C183525376%7CD3BDCE7EEA27147 F88CC441DF3295EDD%7C/)
Trying to be nice to Ralph Wiggum, Lisa gives him a Valentine's Day card. Ralph misinterprets the gesture and thinks that Lisa is in love with him. Soon, he begins to pursue her the only way he knows how: foolishly. Lisa tries to let him down nicely, but Ralph won't get the hint until she yells at him in front of a live television audience at the Krusty the Clown anniversary special. Heartbroken, Ralph channels his feelings into his performance as George Washington in his school's Presidents Day show. Ralph's acting is superb, and after a thunderous applause he is able to accept Lisa as just a friend.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 16 - Duffless (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x16_-_Duffless.FoV.avi%7C183554048%7C72AC7952F6D4986F09 4BFB83A08DCFB8%7C/)
Lisa conducts a secret experiment for the Springfield Elementary School science fair to see who's smarter, Bart or a hamster. Meanwhile, Homer is forced to swear off beer after being arrested on a D.U.I. Bart realizes what Lisa is doing and ruins her plans for the science fair by winning first prize for his own, more sensational, hamster experiment. Homer manages to stay off of beer for an entire month and, instead of drinking to celebrate his sobriety, he decides to stay on the wagon and enjoy a bike ride with Marge.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 17 - Last Exit To Springfield (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x17_-_Last_Exit_To_Springfield.FoV.avi%7C183533568%7C6B D7CB1ED693F973FFAF0BB51D805408%7C/)
Homer finds himself filling in for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's union leader when it comes time to negotiate their new contract with Mr. Burns. Homer is a tough negotiator, despite not knowing the first thing about union organizing, and forces Burns to accept the union's demands on the condition that Homer be removed as leader.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 18 - So It Has Come To This The Simpsons Clip Show (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x18_-_So_It_Has_Come_To_This_The_Simpsons_Clip_Show.FoV .avi%7C183539712%7C42D83B34AC3A1AB1C48937ED4DD7E56 4%7C/)
Bart's April Fools' prank backfires and lands Homer in the hospital in a coma. At Homer's bedside, The Simpson family reminisces about all of the good times they've had over the years. A half-hour of precious screen time is filled with clips you've seen before and Homer eventually emerges from his coma.
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The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 19 - The Front (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x19_-_The_Front.FoV.avi%7C183533568%7C08C3881A7AF9E7A17 C8D089FD426D2ED%7C/)
Convinced they can write better Itchy & Scratchy scripts than the writers who currently work on the cartoon, Bart and Lisa set out to write their own shows. Their scripts are rejected by Roger Meyers, the show's producer, until Bart and Lisa use Grandpa's name as their pseudonym. As "Abraham Simpson," the kids are hired to write for the show and eventually win an Emmy award for their work. At the awards, Grandpa accepts his Emmy from Brooke Shields, but goes up to the podium and makes a rambling, anti-cartoon speech that gets him fired.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 20 - Whacking Day (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x20_-_Whacking_Day.FoV.avi%7C183527424%7CDCAA8176A14A79 8DAB58D21C6F5496E5%7C/)
Everyone in Springfield is excited for Whacking Day, but as the holiday approaches, Lisa condemns it as violent. Whacking Day is a decade-long tradition which calls for the townspeople to beat snakes to death with sticks. Lisa decides to save the snakes with the help of Whacking Day's honorary MC, Barry White, who uses his sonorous bass vocal style to lure the snakes to safety, where no one can whack them.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 21 - Marge In Chains (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x21_-_Marge_In_Chains.FoV.avi%7C183535616%7CAF942932F16 55AEE04BF5AA901FAFB01%7C/)
Marge gets busted for shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart and is sentenced to thirty days in prison. Bart concocts a brilliant scheme to break her out that involves a party dress, a wig and a crowbar. But what finally springs Marge is the rioting townspeople of Springfield, who desperately need the inmate's patented marshmallow squares for the Springfield Park Commission's annual bake sale.
The Simpsons - Season 04 - Episode 22 - Krusty Gets Kancelled (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_4x22_-_Krusty_Gets_Kancelled.FoV.avi%7C183535616%7C2F63B 6DDF19713C5D842E32CD65B7A1C%7C/)
After the most successful advertising campaign Springfield has ever seen, The Krusty the Clown show gets bumped in the ratings by Arthur Crandall, a droll ventriloquist, and Gabbo, his excitable dummy. Gabbo is a huge hit, and Krusty's show is cancelled as a result of falling ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Krusty's Hollywood pals like Hugh Hefner, Bette Midler, Elizabeth Taylor, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and others to save his show. After an emotional TV special, Krusty's show is brought back for good.
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Season 5
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x01_-_Homers_Barbershop_Quartet.MATiCEK.avi%7C210522112 %7C80AA590262BFE10BF729C25E26CC6EB8%7C/)
The Simpson family goes to a town swap meet. The kids look through some old records and find an album with Homer's picture on it. They ask Homer about it and he tells them a story from eight years past. He performed in a barbershop quartet with Principal Skinner, Chief Wiggum, and Apu. An agent approaches Homer. If they want to be big, they have to kick Wiggum out of the band. They hold auditions for the replacements. Abe, Willie, and Wiggum (yes, Wiggum) all fail the audition. They find their man in Barney. The band becomes incredibly popular. They name themselves "The Be Sharps." The family drives home from the sale. When Homer gets a flat, he continues the story. They record a song that Homer wrote which goes through the roof. The band goes on tour and Homer has to pretend he is not married, because young Swedish ladies want to have sex with him. They return to the States and dozens of journalist's interview them at a press conference, just like The Beatles. They perform for President Reagan and Johnny Carson. Even Joan Rivers make jokes about Wiggum on TV. The band wins a Grammy and Homer even meets George Harrison. Homer misses his family while he's on the road. With the flat tire repaired, the family is back at home, as Homer continues to tell his story. The band marketed a lot of terrible merchandise. Lisa wonders why the band isn't still popular. Homer's songs started to get really awful and Barney got an Asian girlfriend and turned into a beatnik artist. "The Be Sharps" decide to break up. Barney returns to the bar. Homer returns to his job at the plant (apparently, a chicken had filled in for him while he was gone). The kids have more questions, but alas, it is bedtime for Bart and Lisa. The four "Be Sharps" reunite on the roof of Moe's and perform again. George Harrison rides by in a limo to take a gander, citing "It's been done". Chief Wiggum tells his officers to break out the tear gas.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 02 - Cape Feare (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x02_-_Cape_Feare.MATiCEK.avi%7C210528256%7C9DEEC40F4EA6 8C8B9424A29D3E44E087%7C/)
The mail comes and Bart gets a threatening letter and he suspects everybody. Marge goes to the police and we soon find out that Sideshow Bob has been writing the threats in prison. Sideshow Bob is up for parole and his parole is granted and he soon meets up with the Simpson family in a movie theater. They look into security systems and hired goons to get rid of him. When that fails, they go into witness protection program. Homer wants to be John Elway, but instead they become the Thompsons of Terror Lake. They move onto a houseboat and wear Witness Relocation Program T-shirts and hats. Sideshow Bob stows away under their car and goes with them. He meets up with Bart and vows to get his revenge. Bob later ties up the rest of the Thompson family and sets his sight on Bart. Bart asks him to sing the entire score from the "HMS Pinafore" before he kills him. The stalling tactic works when he sings for so long that the boat drifts back to Springfield. The Springfield police apprehend Sideshow Bob and the Thompsons can return home. They return to find that Abe has somehow turned into a woman by his not taking his pills.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 03 - Homer Goes To College (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x03_-_Homer_Goes_To_College.MATiCEK.avi%7C210528256%7CA C4C736B1CF9029B4A091C0596F10240%7C/)
Homer fails a competency test and must go back to college to keep his job. Homer applies at a bunch of colleges, but they all reject him. Mr. Burns gets him into a local college. Homer has a preconceived notion of what college is like, based on 1980s films. His mortal enemies are nerds and the crusty, old Dean. Homer is especially stupid in this episode, so he doesn't notice that just about everyone there is a nerd. (The only exception is the Dean, who is actually a cool guy.) Homer causes a near meltdown on campus, so the Dean finds him three tutors. They are mega nerds, so Homer resolves to show them how to party. They pull a prank on a nearby college, which gets the three nerds expelled (but not Homer). They move in with the Simpsons and drive Bart, Lisa, and Marge crazy. Homer resolves to get them back in college with another crazy stunt. Homer tries to run over the Dean with his car, as the plan is to have the nerds save the Dean. The Dean will be so thankful that he will readmit them. The prank does not work and Homer seriously injures the Dean. The Dean is so nice that he readmits them anyway. The end of the semester approaches, and Homer has no chance of passing. The nerds help him study, but again, Homer is very stupid in this episode. He fails the final. The nerds change his grade with a computer to an A+. Marge finds out that Homer cheated and makes him retake the class. He will try once again to teach the nerds how to party down.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 04 - Rosebud (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x04_-_Rosebud.MATICEK.avi%7C210522112%7C864249ED4AB3044 CAE20FC5450C58F42%7C/)
Mr. Burns has a dream about his lost toy bear, Bobo. He gave it up in his childhood along with his innocence. His birthday approaches and Smithers is organizing a banquet. Homer is at the plant one day making an ass of himself (as usual), when Mr. Burns gets an idea. He invites Homer to perform comedy at the party. Homer starts writing his material, mainly consisting of roast-like insults. All of the employees show up for the birthday bash, where The Ramones perform. They get Mr. Burns really angry. Before bringing out Homer, Smithers tells everyone that a small collie was just run over in the parking lot. Homer's act bombs and security beats him up. Mr. Burns kicks everyone out and longs once more for his Bobo. A montage shows the travels of the stuffed bear. Who has it now? Why Maggie Simpson does. When the news reports that Mr. Burns wants to find his bear, Homer realizes that he can sell it. He wants to negotiate and make as much money as possible. When Mr. Burns offers a million dollars and three Hawaiian islands, they seem to have a deal. When Maggie will not give up the bear, Homer has to turn him down. Mr. Burns and Smithers go to break into the Simpsons house and their attempt turns out to be unsuccessful. Mr. Burns punishes Homer at work and Homer feels tortured at his decision. Mr. Burns takes over every television station and then stops beer delivery to Springfield. The town turns on the Simpson family. As a last resort, Mr. Burns goes to negotiate with Maggie directly. She gives Mr. Burns the bear and Mr. Burns vows to be nice to everyone from now on. What will the future hold for Mr. Burns and Bobo?
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 05 - Tree House Of Horror IV (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x05_-_Tree_House_Of_Horror_IV.MATICEK.avi%7C210499584%7 C44ECD79F57DDF43CC4E5E54D092F83B0%7C/)
With a Night Gallery style opening, Bart introduces three tales. a). "The Devil and Homer Simpson" Homer falls asleep, while Carl and Lenny eat all the doughnuts. When he realizes that all the nearest doughnuts are gone, he sells his soul for a doughnut. The devil comes up and signs a contract with him, causing more mischief than Homer thought. b). "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet" Bart dreams about his death on the schoolbus, and later realizes, that his dream is starting to become real when he is the only one to see a gremlin taking down the bus piece by piece. c). "Bart Simpson's Dracula" Mr. Burns is a vampire and Bart falls victim to his bite, Lisa convinces the rest of the family they must go to his castle and put an end to the curse.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 06 - Marge On The Lam (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x06_-_Marge_On_The_Lam.MATiCEK.avi%7C210530304%7C15615D 8CED14410F5F9041A476979DDB%7C/)
Marge pledges money to PBS and gets tickets to the ballet and Homer goes with her against his wishes. When he gets his arm caught in two vending machines, he has to cancel. Marge asks her next-door neighbor, Ruth, to go in his place and has a terrific time with her. Meanwhile Homer is still at work hours later. Homer eventually returns home and has an argument with Marge about her new friend. She and Ruth have another girls' night out a few days later. Homer gets a baby-sitter for the children, Lionel Hutz and then he decides to go out and have some fun on his own. Marge and Ruth are having a wild night, while Homer's night has turned to crap. Chief Wiggum gives Homer a ride home, but they end up in a chase after Ruth and Marge, because Ruth is driving a stolen car. Marge tries to talk Ruth out of it, but after they lose the fuzz, Marge elects to stay with Ruth in her run from the law for the rest of the night. The high speed chase has begun again and Bart and Lisa see Marge on TV when the chase gains TV coverage. In the style of "Thelma & Louise" Ruth and Marge's high speed chase heads towards a chasm. Chief Wiggum and Homer fly their police car into a bunch of solid waste. In the end a "Dragnet" style voiceover tells what happens to each character.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 07 - Barts Inner Child (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x07_-_Barts_Inner_Child.MATiCEK.avi%7C210528256%7C5EDF9 7302783BF06279AA5077C0EA3FB%7C/)
Homer sees an ad in the paper for a trampoline and he goes to Krusty's and picks it up. The kids love it and he charges the neighbors to use it. When all the children get injured on it, Marge makes him get rid of it. He pushes it off a cliff, a la Wile E. Coyote. Homer and Marge have an argument in which he says that Marge is no fun. With this realization, she gets very angry and goes to her sisters'. Patty and Selma show her a self-help video. When Marge starts looking at the self-help information with Homer their relationship improves. They go to a seminar with the kids. Bart acts out while there and the lecturer brings him on stage. The guru tells the town that Bart is the "inner child" that they should all strive to be. Lisa of course is skeptical, thinking that the guru is just selling easy answers, but the town is buying it. So much so, they hold a "do what you feel" festival. It breaks out into a riot when everybody starts to act irresponsibly and the "be like Bart" era comes to an end. We end with the Simpsons watching the newest episode of "MacArnagle" together.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x08_-_Boy_Scoutz_N_The_Hood.MATiCEK.avi%7C210528256%7CE 49531809B3CACFD535DB98D440FC781%7C/)
Homer drops a peanut and finds $20 while looking for it under the couch. It later flies out the window, into the possession of Bart and Milhouse. They buy a very sugary beverage from Apu, and run wild in downtown Springfield. Bart wakes with no memory of his journey, soon finding out that he has joined the Junior Campers. This is a group of nerds at school, but soon Bart fits right in with them as they get out of quizzes and get to play with knives. There is a father-son outing, and Bart and Homer go together. Their relationship is not very good at the time, and they end up on a raft with the Flanderesses. As usual Homer screws up and they journey into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and nearly starve to death. The rest of the Junior Campers end up in a sequence out of "Deliverance." Homer, Bart, and the Flanders smell hamburgers and come across a fast food place on an offshore oil rig.
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The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 09 - The Last Temptation Of Homer (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x09_-_The_Last_Temptation_Of_Homer.MATiCEK.avi%7C210530 304%7C74E3F14973BDEFC1E7F59CC63C4686A1%7C/)
Bart and Milhouse pull a prank at school and Bart discovers that his vision is worsening. At the power plant, Mr. Burns violates labor laws, so he has to hire a woman. Bart has a lazy eye, so he has to wear big Harry Carey style glasses. He also has to use salve on his scalp, wear big, clumsy shoes, and use a weird throat spray. The plant workers meet Mindy, the new employee and Homer falls for her instantly. Bart looks like a nerd and everyone is picking on him. Homer is daydreaming about Mindy and he asks for advice on how to get rid of his fantasies. As he gets to know Mindy, he gets even more infatuated with her. She is just like him and she likes him, too. Homer tries unsuccessfully to avoid her, since everything reminds him of her. There seems to be no reason not to make love to her. Bart's troubles lead him to a secret society of nerds. Homer decides to talk to Mindy to try to clear the air, but the situation is complicated when Mr. Burns sends the two of them on a business trip together and they share adjoining rooms. Bart is able to return to his non-nerd self, but the bullies still pick on him anyway. Homer is having trouble avoiding temptation and Mindy is ripe for the picking. He manages to turn her down and invites Marge to his hotel room. She finds a turkey behind the bed, sweetening his decision not to cheat on her.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 10 - $pringfield (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x10_-_$pringfield.MATiCEK.avi%7C210526208%7C8628ABDD7DF 3CD1186A31678A3F95AF2%7C/)
Decades ago, Abe and Jasper watch a newsreel. In today's Springfield, much has changed for the worse. Henry Kissinger visits Mr. Burns at the plant and drops his glasses in the toilet. Homer comes upon them and starts wearing them, thinking that they will make him smarter. Kent Brockman does a story on rising unemployment. The town has a meeting to solve their problems. They decide to legalize casino gambling. In a shock to everyone, Marge has no moral objection to this. Mr. Burns builds a casino on the waterfront. He remembers his old times on the waterfront and chuckles for old days at the thought of crippling an Irishman. People pitch ideas for the casino's theme. Mr. Burns is unsatisfied, so he names it Mr. Burns' Casino. Lisa has an upcoming project due, in which she has to dress up as the state of Florida; Marge promises to help her. Homer becomes a dealer at the casino. Bart gambles at the casino, but security kicks him out. So Bart decides to start his own casino in the tree house. Marge goes to see Homer at the casino and she and Homer start to argue. In a bizarre twist, she starts playing the slot machines and stops paying attention to her children. Mr. Burns watches the casino on security cameras and he starts to become afraid of germs a la Howard Hughes. Back at the Simpson home, Marge has not returned home for a week and Lisa has not started working on her project. Homer has run out of food and is terrible at taking care of the kids. Mr. Burns designs an airplane and has clearly gone insane. Marge finally returns home to find the house in shambles. She promises to help Lisa with the costume for the geography pageant. Bart gets Robert Goulet to perform at his tree house casino. Unfortunately Marge returns to the slots; leaving Homer to help Lisa with her costume. He makes her one that says "Floreda." He finally realizes that Marge has a gambling problem and he goes to see her. He raises hell at the casino and Marge finally admits that she has a problem and vows to quit.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 11 - Homer The Vigilante (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x11_-_Homer_The_Vigilante.MATiCEK.avi%7C210522112%7CE55 7F456C721D7EB82BD0A66C6C335F7%7C/)
A cat burglar robs everyone on Evergreen Terrace, including Lisa. He even leaves his business card. Homer gives Lisa a jug to replace her sax. When she is unsatisfied with the jug, he vows to get it back for her. The police are far too incompetent to get anywhere, so Flanders starts a neighborhood watch. Homer becomes the leader and lets the power go to his head. He does not let Abe join. They beat unruly people with sacks of doorknobs and commit other crimes. The burglar steals a jewel from the museum, from under Homer's watch. Abe figures out it was his neighbor, Mulloy. Upon his arrest, Mulloy charms everyone. Homer mocks him in his cell and Mulloy tells everyone that he hid a large sum of money underneath a tree. They all rush to the location and dig for it, finding nothing. Mulloy uses this time to escape from prison.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 12 - Bart Gets Famous (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x12_-_Bart_Gets_Famous.MACITEK.avi%7C210518016%7C2638BB 0A2552164BDCF6B8B26CF080C4%7C/)
Bart's class visits the box factory, where the tour bores the children to tears. Next door to the factory is Krusty's TV studio; so Bart sneaks away from the tour and goes to the studio. Principal Skinner calls Homer to tell him that Bart is missing. When Bart brings Krusty a danish…Krusty hires him as his assistant. He goes home and tells the family about his new job. Krusty soon starts working him to death. Just as he is about to quit, Krusty tells him that he needs him to be on the show. Bart screws up his line and says, "I didn't do it." The audience just loves it and it becomes Bart's catch phrase. He soon records an album and has a chat line. Lisa makes Bart realize that his fame is just an obnoxious fad. Bart is going to be on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, so he practices some intelligent conversation to be more multi-dimensional. When that does not work, he embraces his identity. On the next show, he finds that his catch phrase has worn out and his fame is over.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 13 - Homer And Apu (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x13_-_Homer_And_Apu.MACITEK.avi%7C210524160%7CC23137CFE 1F718B3A30DF0128557E62B%7C/)
Apu sells Homer expired ham and Homer gets food poisoning. Then he sells him spoiled shrimp and again Homer gets food poisoning. Lisa convinces him to do an undercover story with Channel 6 to expose Apu's practices. Homer wears a large novelty hat with a camera in it. The hat captures Apu selling filthy hot dogs. Homer goes back in and purchases one. When the report airs, Apu loses his job. Apu is very ashamed, but goes to Homer's house to apologize to him. Apu vows to repay his debt to Homer by doing chores. Kwik-E-Mart interviews people to replace Apu and actor James Woods gets the job to prepare for his role to play a convenience store clerk. Apu seems to love living with the Simpson family, but secretly he wants to return to his old job. When Homer finds this out, he decides to travel with Apu to India where Apu plans to plead for his job. Homer screws it up for him and Apu is very angry with him. Back in Springfield Apu goes back to his old Kwik-E-Mart and meets James Woods. Woods has idolized Apu after studying the old security tapes. During a robbery, Apu saves Woods' life and in return James Woods helps to get Apu his old job back.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x14_-_Lisa_Vs_Malibu_Stacy.MACITEK.avi%7C210520064%7C4B 86846997790A98147482930204569E%7C/)
Abe realizes that he is no spring chicken and he gives the family their inheritance before he dies. They immediately go to the mall to spend it. Lisa uses her portion to buy a talking Malibu Stacy doll, but when she pulls the string, she is very disappointed in what it says. It spouts nothing but sexist things. Abe decides to recapture his youth and he gets a job at a fast food restaurant. Lisa goes to complain to the Malibu Stacy company executives, but it doesn't work. She finds out from Smithers where she can find the creator of Malibu Stacy. She meets with her and together they decide to create a feminist doll. When the day comes to sell the doll in stores, the Malibu Stacy company comes out with a new version of the same old doll. Girls pass up the new Lisa Lionheart doll in favor of Malibu Stacy with a new hat. Abe decides to quit his job, so he can make complaints rather than take them.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 15 - Deep Space Home (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x15_-_Deep_Space_Home.MACITEK.avi%7C210524160%7C6254308 ABD35ECC1895380151C90EF6A%7C/)
At the plant, Homer never gets to be employee of the month; they even choose an inanimate carbon rod over him. At NASA the ratings are down, so they begin a campaign to recruit an everyday loser for the next pointless mission. Naturally, Homer and Barney are among the finalists. The family gets to go to Florida while they train. Barney is kicking Homer's butt, but alcoholism ends his quest. Homer gets really nervous about the mission. He will go with two former astronauts, so he can't screw up like he always does, right? Nope! He brings potato chips into space and wreaks havoc on the mission. James Taylor comes up with a plan to save them, but Homer screws up again. An inanimate carbon rod finally saves them for their reentry. Homer once again fails to get any recognition, because a rod takes the spotlight.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 16 - Homer Loves Flanders (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x16_-_Homer_Loves_Flanders.MACITEK.avi%7C210528256%7C17 DE49C21C6A9216D091553566E1AB6E%7C/)
Homer wants to see a big football game and Flanders asks if Homer would like to go with him. Homer tries to avoid the scenario, but ends up accepting the offer. Springfield wins the big game. When Flanders shows him a good time at the game, Homer begins to try to hang out with him constantly. Homer starts to neglect his family and Flanders feels a little uneasy with Homer as his best friend. Homer unites the two families for a weekend boating getaway. Homer starts a food fight, making Flanders really annoyed and Homer continues to get on Flanders' nerves in the coming days and he really creeps out old Neddy. Flanders feels like a hypocrite for beginning to hate him. Flanders tries to escape Homer in his car and gets pulled over by Chief Wiggum. When Reverend Lovejoy sees this, he devotes his sermon to the misbehavior of Ned Flanders; Homer, meanwhile, gets praise. At the church, Flanders blows up at Homer and everyone turns on him, but Homer defends Flanders in a speech. They are friends forever, but will their relationship be the same next week?
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 17 - Bart Gets An Elephant (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x17_-_Bart_Gets_An_Elephant.MACITEK.avi%7C210513920%7CE D167B99564D1CCE06D61589CC3C6D80%7C/)
Marge has the family clean the house. Bart listens to the radio and wins his choice of a prize in a radio contest, $10,000 or an elephant. He chooses the elephant. He names the elephant Stampy and falls in love with him. The family neglects the other pets because Stampy demands so much time and money. Homer tries to make money off the elephant, but cannot pay Stampy's food bill. He lets slack-jawed yokels gawk at Stampy. (This is the debut of Cletus.) Homer tries to sell him. Mr. Blackheart, an ivory dealer, gives the best deal. Homer and Marge wake in the middle of the night to find Bart and Stampy missing. Bart runs away with Stampy to save his pet. Homer and the family go to find them at a museum exhibit, and Homer falls into a tar pit. Stampy saves Homer, so Homer decides to give him to an animal refuge. Once there, Stampy reveals himself to be a jerk to the other elephants and Homer reveals himself to be a jerk to the refuge supervisor.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 18 - Burns' Heir (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x18_-_Burns%27_Heir.MACITEK.avi%7C210520064%7C2044A4E20 E8615DFD29B51A0A87BAD09%7C/)
Burns watches as Homer cleans the plant as a human chimney sweep. Later Burns nearly drowns in his bathtub when Smithers neglects him. He makes the realization that he has no heir. Smithers would like Burns to consider him, but Burns has other ideas. He announces before a movie that he will hold auditions for his heir. All of Springfield's children show up, but Burns hates all of them. Bart's audition goes terribly when Homer writes down his speech on index cards. (Homer is so dumb in this episode that he cannot even form grammatical sentences.) Bart comes back at night and vandalizes his mansion. Burns is impressed with Bart's destructive side, so he makes him his heir. Burns is still all alone, so Bart agrees to come and stay with him. Burns likes Bart a lot, but Bart thinks Burns is creepy. When Bart returns home, he is bored and he goes back to Burns. Burns tries to trick Bart into thinking that his real family no longer loves him. He does this by hiring famous actors to play his family, but Bart has trouble keeping friends and is lonely. At the plant Burns fires people for kicks and he tries to make Bart fire his father, but Bart proves his loyalty to his family and opens a trap door under Burns.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 19 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x19_-_Sweet_Seymour_Skinner%27s_Baadasssss_Song.MATICEK .avi%7C210526208%7C49D22D360607B29C96ABD9D694D2CE1 0%7C/)
Bart doesn't have anything for show-and-tell, so he brings his dog to school. Santa's Little Helper finds his way into the ventilation ducts and starts wreaking havoc. Principal Skinner sends Willie after him and Superintendent Chalmers shows up just in time to see that Skinner has lost control. He fires Skinner and obtains a replacement. The new principal is none other than Ned Flanders! Bart starts to feel guilty about ruining Skinner's life and he befriends him. Meanwhile, Flanders turns out to be quite a pushover as principal and Bart misses the challenge that Skinner offered as principal. Skinner reenlists in the Army and Bart tries to get Skinner his job back by getting Flanders fired. Skinner leaves the Army when Superintendent Chalmers hears Flanders preaching the word of God to the school and fires him. When Skinner returns he and Bart are back to being enemies.[/URL]
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The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x20_-_The_Boy_Who_Knew_Too_Much.MATICEK.avi%7C210526208 %7C176F978397A02E8827829E5DABB5E942%7C/)
We begin with Bart and Lisa heading to school. Bart is bored in class, so he forges a note from Marge to cut class and goes to see "Boobarama." Meanwhile, Skinner is trying to track him down after becoming suspicious of the note. Bart narrowly escapes his grasp by stowing away in Quimby's nephew's car. At a Quimby party, the nephew gets in an argument with a waiter. Bart witnesses the waiter clumsily injuring himself. No one else sees it, so the waiter claims Quimby's nephew assaulted him. The trial is a media event, but Bart cannot come forward or Skinner will give him detention. The jury consists of Homer, Skinner, Apu, et cetera. Homer is an incompetant juror and wants to be sequestered at the city's nicest hotel. After watching "MacArnagle," Bart decides to come forward to the Judge. Bart's testimony frees the innocent Quimby, but gets him four months of detention.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 21 - Lady Bouvier's Lover (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x21_-_Lady_Bouvier%27s_Lover.MATICEK.avi%7C210524160%7C 31AB75BE14F934140B95AC9A7D0F02A4%7C/)
It is Maggie's birthday, so the whole family gathers to celebrate. Abe seems especially pathetic and lonely and Marge decides to set him up with her mother, who has the same problem. They hit it off, or so Abe thinks. Bart decides to order a souvenir from "Itchy & Scratchy," so he steals Homer's wallet but the item turns out to be a waste of $350. Abe soon falls in love. He wants to impress Marge's mother by taking her out on the town, but when he does, she falls for Mr. Burns. Abe is heartbroken. When Mr. Burns come over to the Simpsons' house to pick her up for a date we learn that Marge is against her mother's new love interest. Bart gets $350 out of Mr. Burns which he uses to pay Homer back. Mr. Burns asks for his love's hand in marriage, but when the wedding date arrives, Abe breaks up the ceremony. Marge's mother leaves with him, although she is not in love with Abe OR Mr. Burns. We get a loose, yet obvious, homage to "The Graduate", complete with a Simon & Garfunkel parody.
The Simpsons - Season 05 - Episode 22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_5x22_-_Secrets_Of_A_Successful_Marriage.MATICEK.avi%7C21 0524160%7C448A6E1EAA87A8E23CD090820003A771%7C/)
Homer plays poker with the guys and as usual, he wins without realizing it. Carl says Homer is a little slow. The next morning he talks to the family about it. He realizes that he indeed might be a little on the slow side. Marge recommends that he take an adult education course. He marches down to the adult education annex, where Lenny is teaching people how to spit. That makes Homer realize that he can be a teacher. When he talks to the head guy, he finds that there is an opening for a class on having a successful marriage. Homer thinks he can get away with anything as a teacher. When he stands before his class, he has absolutely no lesson plan. Class members tell him about their problems, hoping for advice, but Homer has none to offer. The class collectively gets up to leave, but they stay when Homer starts to gossip about Marge. Marge discovers this when everyone in the town knows her personal secrets. She confronts Homer about it and he promises to stop, but he goes on telling her secrets anyway. He has the class come to watch Homer and the family's interaction during dinner. The kids and Marge are horrified. Marge kicks the class out...including Homer. Homeless, he camps out in Bart's tree house. Bart and Milhouse find Homer scrubbing his underwear the next day. Marge doesn't want to divorce him, but she is incredibly angry. Homer creates a replacement for Marge. It is a plant with a paper plate for a face. He accidentally destroys it and longs for the flesh Marge again. Moe comes by to declare his interest in Marge. She turns him down, but invites him in for a glass of water. Homer comes into the house with flowers he picked. When Moe sees him, he jumps out the window. Marge decides to take Homer back because he is so pathetic. His clothes are in tatters after one day without her and he is filthy. The family is glad to have him back, even if Moe isn't.
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Season 6
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 01 - Bart Of Darkness (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x01_-_Bart_Of_Darkness.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C183017472%7C65C4D 47B5942891A46CA6AB3542FDA8F%7C/)
It is really hot and the Simpson family does not have air conditioning. They try to live in a tent beside the refrigerator, but that does not work. Otto drives by with a traveling swimming pool. This gives Bart and Lisa the idea to hound Homer for a pool which they relentlessly do until he caves in and buys them one. All the kids in the neighborhood come by to use it. Bart tries to jump from his tree house into the pool, but winds up breaking his leg. He will have to spend the rest of the summer in a cast, so there will be no more swimming for him. He watches as Lisa becomes incredibly popular. Bart finds himself a new hobby by spying on the neighborhood with Lisa's telescope. While looking out the "Rear Window" of the house, Bart thinks he's seen Flanders commit a murder. He gets Lisa to break into Flanders' house and look for clues. He watches as Flanders returns home with an axe. He goes to help her, broken leg and all. Then Flanders tells them that Maude has been away with the kids, but now she is back.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 02 - Lisa's Rival (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x02_-_Lisa%27s_Rival.SLPHPPY.avi%7C195330048%7CB76FED3F 29ED0514A5C5FEDE4FBEB7EA%7C/)
Lisa wants to practice her saxophone because she is auditioning for first chair in the school band. A new student named Allison enters her class. Allison was skipped ahead a grade by Principal Skinner. Lisa is really jealous of her and is horrified to learn that Allison is going for first chair saxophone, too. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart find an overturned truck full of sugar. Homer fills up his car with it. Lisa loses her quest for first chair and Allison becomes the new smart girl at school, making Lisa feel terrible. When Lisa tries to befriend her, it does not work. Bart helps her think of a way to beat Allison at an upcoming diorama contest. Homer guards his sugar pile in the backyard and he is completely paranoid about an Englishman trying to steal it to put it into his tea. Instead bees find his stash. Beekeepers come to get them back. When it rains, Homer's sugar pile melts into the ground. Bart and Lisa manage to sabotage Allison's project, but Lisa can't go through with it. Neither of them wins the contest anyway; first place goes to Ralph Wiggum. The three smart kids, Lisa, Allison, and Ralph, walk home together.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 03 - Another Simpsons Clip Show (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x03_-_Another_Simpsons_Clip_Show.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C1828843 52%7C8E9EBE947D945BE4BEB160EA25D656F3%7C/)
Through a series of clips from past episodes, the family recounts their trials and tribulations with love.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 04 - Itchy And Scratchy Land (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x04_-_Itchy_And_Scratchy_Land.CRNTV.avi%7C183517184%7C9 3773C46F3E0021A5D696C9F0161BA9C%7C/)
Bart and Lisa see an advertisement for a new theme park, "Itchy & Scratchyland". They beg their parents to go, but Marge resists. She remembers all the times that Homer has ruined family vacations. Eventually she caves in and they hit the road. The park is very violent, raising Marge's old concerns. There are robot parades and terrifying rides. Homer and Marge agree to split up with Bart and Lisa. When some slack-jawed yokel takes a picture of a robot, it goes crazy and starts running amok. Security captures Bart after he abuses the costumed Itchy characters. When they put him in a cell, he sees Homer there. Homer is in for the same crime. The robots in the park all start to malfunction and go crazy. When security frees Homer and Bart, they get in a confrontation with the robots. Everyone else has left the park, so it's up to them to win back the theme park. They use cameras to beat the robots. The Simpson family returns home unscathed and watch an "Itchy & Scratchy" cartoon.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x05_-_Sideshow_Bob_Roberts.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182874112%7CB 3CA938C2B2AAD1F1D5889C5A758763A%7C/)
Homer has been listening to a conservative radio talk show host. One day Sideshow Bob calls in from prison, voicing his conservative views. The host, Barlow, gets Sideshow Bob released from prison. Upon Sideshow Bob's release, the town's Republicans want him to run for mayor against Quimby. Bob outwits Quimby in every debate and wins by a huge landslide. Lisa is skeptical (as usual) about how he did it, so she investigates. Meanwhile, Homer has problems with the gang from Riverdale. Sideshow Bob imposes a few new policies. For one he condemns the Simpsons' house to help make way for the new Matlock Expressway, much to the delight of the seniors. Second, he gets Bart placed in kindergarten. Lisa discovers how Sideshow Bob won the election: he had dead people vote for him. He admits to all of this when Bart and Lisa outwit him in front of the town. Sideshow Bob goes back to prison.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 06 - Treehouse Of Horror V (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x06_-_Treehouse_Of_Horror_V.iNCiTE.avi%7C183226368%7CCE 698BCB5F99ABA7E1A53E60080799D6%7C/)
a)."The Shinning" The family become caretakers of an estate in the mountains, where no beer and television make Homer go crazy. b)."Time & Punishment" Homer fixes the toaster and it becomes a time machine. While visiting the past, he kills a bug, which affects the future in a big way. c)."Nightmare Cafeteria" Principal Skinner finds a solution to his overcrowding problem and the quality of meat in the cafeteria.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 07 - Bart's Girlfriend (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x07_-_Bart%27s_Girlfriend.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182771712%7C6D E482EB161582A0DA50B62D41B8C025%7C/)
The parents stop the kids in the middle of their game and bring them to church. Bart sees Lovejoy's daughter, Jessica and it's love at first sight for him. He tries to impress her, even by trying to become a good person, but nothing is working. So he goes back to being the devil's cabana boy and pulls a prank on Willie. This is what impresses Jessica, so she invites him over for dinner. The Lovejoys do not like him, especially after talking about last night's episode of Martin. This makes Jessica like him even more. They hang out together and behave badly, but she pretends not to know him in public. Jessica is using him, but he will do anything to please her, but it begins to depress him. He vows to quit seeing her, but he just can't help himself. Of Jessica and Bart, he is the lesser of two evils, especially when Jessica pins the blame on him after she steals the church's collection plate. The congregation chases him and Jessica won't come forward; it's up to Lisa to tell everyone that it was Jessica that stole the plate. The plate is found in Jessica's room, Jessica continues on making men do whatever she wants.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 08 - Lisa On Ice (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x08_-_Lisa_On_Ice.CRNTV.avi%7C183326720%7CF2242A87C17B8 5570995511D1918BCD0%7C/)
Bart has to give a report, but Skinner calls all the students down for an assembly. He passes out slips that tell the students if they are failing. To Lisa's horror, she is failing gym. She has to join an outside sports program to pass. They all go to see Bart play hockey under Chief Wiggum and Homer is one of those hyper-competitive dads. Apu is the coach of the opposing team, and he thinks that Lisa has similar talent to Bart's. He makes her his goalie and she is very good as she develops the "eye of the tiger" and the "mouth of a teamster," and she soon makes her team a winner. Now that Lisa is a popular jock, Bart tries to become a teacher's pet in school. When bullies beat him up, she saves him and he really begins to resent her. They get into a physical confrontation and they soon have to play each other on the ice. It is a huge game and everyone is there. As the game ends, they decide to stop trying to compete with each other. When the game ends in a tie, everyone riots and destroys the stadium.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 09 - Homer Badman (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x09_-_Homer_Badman.iNCiTE.avi%7C183531520%7CF863B423457 480DC8C2827ABA47CA75B%7C/)
After hiring a feminist babysitter, Homer and Marge go to a candy trade show. They smuggle out candy for the kids. Homer steals a rare piece of candy, but he can't find it when he gets home. When he gives the babysitter a ride home he sees the candy stuck to her posterior. When he grabs for it, she screams and runs away. He awakes the next morning to find protestors on his lawn and the babysitter leads them in a sexual harassment campaign. They make Homer's life a living hell. Homer does an interview for a tabloid TV show thinking that America will hear his case, but all they hear is what a complete jerk he is. FOX does a TV movie about him and he is depicted even worse in this portrayal. The news has around-the-clock coverage of the situation. The Simpson family does a public access show to clear his name, but it does not help his cause. Willie comes to Homer and shows him a video that he recorded of the night in question. Homer shows the babysitter and she realizes that she was wrong about him being an ass-grabber and the news admits that it was wrong about him, too. With all the forgiveness going on, Homer makes up with his TV set.
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The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 10 - Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x10_-_Grandpa_vs._Sexual_Inadequacy.SLPHPPY.avi%7C19456 2048%7C601511C15082BDFCA65F243F1E4B6151%7C/)
Homer is having trouble getting it on with Marge. They buy an audio book to rekindle their sex life, while Bart gets a book about the UFO conspiracy. Homer and Marge start trying the books ideas, but nothing works. Abe tells Homer of a home remedy that will give him an instant hard-on. After it works like a charm, Homer has the idea to market it. He and Abe pitch the tonic at malls to start and everyone begins buying it. The children begin to notice that all of their parents have disappeared. Homer and Abe then go on to neighboring towns and they start to get on each other's nerves. Bart and Milhouse start to form conspiracy theories as to where all the adults are. Abe and Homer go to their old house and relive the good old days. This puts them even more at odds and Homer deserts Abe. He is furious with him. Homer decides to spend more time with his kids. Abe gets Barney to replace Homer as he continues to pitch the product. Homer's half-assed over-parenting does not work very well on his kids. He goes back to the house for inspiration and meets back up with his father, but their loving reunion is soured when the house goes up in flames.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 11 - Fear Of Flying (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x11_-_Fear_Of_Flying.Ezel.avi%7C174843904%7C8744E4EE84A 653B5C3B2258ABBE0863C%7C/)
Homer gets banned from Moe's and while searching for a new place "where everybody knows his name" stumbles into an airport bar and ends up almost flying a plane after being mistaken for a pilot. The airline gives him free airline tickets so he won't tell anyone. He takes the family and Marge goes nutso on the plane. Back at home, she starts acting really crazy. Lisa wants her to go into therapy, but Homer is reluctant. He is afraid a shrink will tell Marge to leave him. He rents some videos for her, so she won't have to go into therapy. They are "Hero," "Fearless," and "Alive." Soon afterward she goes into therapy, which reveals that she's repressed something she saw her father do when she was a young girl. It turns out her father was a stewardess.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 12 - Homer The Great (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x12_-_Homer_The_Great.FoV.avi%7C183408640%7CEC9FAB7F2AF B03826F48510168B4B0FB%7C/)
Homer has trouble with a plumber and at work he begins noticing that Lenny and Carl have a lot of mysterious privileges at work. Lenny keeps giving hints that they are part of a secret. Homer follows them one night when they go to their secret meeting place. Every male in Springfield that he knows is in the place. Lenny lets it slip that they are the Stonecutters and Homer wants to be a member. He discovers that Abe is a member, which means that he can easily become a member. They initiate him with painful rituals and he is member #908. As a Stonecutter, the plumber quickly fixes the leak in his basement and he gets a new parking space at work. When they celebrate a big occasion Homer desecrates a sacred parchment. As his punishment Homer is kicked out of the club and they take his clothes. Upon stripping him, they discover a birthmark. It is shaped like their logo, which means he must be the chosen one. They begin to worship him. They let him win at card games. Soon his life becomes meaningless and too easy. Lisa recommends that he begin helping people in the community using his new authority. The Stonecutters don't like helping people, so they form a new secret society, the "No Homers". As the only Stonecutter left, he begins feeling lonely. Marge makes him realize that he is part of a more exclusive club... the Simpson family.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 13 - And Maggie Makes Three (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x13_-_And_Maggie_Makes_Three.FoV.avi%7C183398400%7C8451 A78950A7D25DDA5E119A47149B6A%7C/)
Family time together has Homer telling the story of why there are no pictures of Maggie in the house.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 14 - Bart's Comet (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x14_-_Bart%27s_Comet.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182857728%7C08B3D93 0BE38AAE26C4B3EDF4E9654B4%7C/)
Principal Skinner releases a weather balloon, but Bart turns it into an anti-Skinner prank. Principal Skinner is upset, so Bart's punishment is to help him log amateur astronomy sky coordinates. Bart gets up at 4:30 AM to assist Skinner. When Skinner steps away, Bart discovers a comet. The nerds of the school, super friends, soon embrace him. When they figure out that his comet is approaching Springfield and will annihilate the town, Professor Frink comes up with a plan to intercept the comet with a missile. Unfortunately the missile misses and destroys the only bridge out of town; the people of Springfield are doomed! The Flanders family let the Simpsons in their bomb shelter. The rest of the town asks Ned if they can come in as well. When the shelter is too full, one person has to leave, so they kick Ned Flanders out. Soon they feel guilty about it, so they all leave to die with him. The comet comes through the atmosphere and breaks apart due to all of Springfield's polluted clouds.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 15 - Homie The Clown (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x15_-_Homie_The_Clown.FoV.avi%7C183420928%7CFE295AACB1C C5FD159ED9FA3233AADAC%7C/)
Onstage, Krusty entertains children with his antics on television; offstage, he spends money like a madman. Fat Tony shows up to his office and demands the money he is owed. Krusty has been gambling and his various products have been highly unsuccessful. At his accountant's advice him to regionalize, Krusty establishes a Clown College. Homer sees the billboard advertising the school and cannot get it out of his head. He starts seeing clowns everywhere. He even shapes his mashed potatoes into a clown tent. He enrolls in the classes. Krusty is his teacher, who gives absurd lectures, but Homer actually pays attention; although he can't seem to get the hang of Krusty's trademark trick with a small bicycle. Graduation day arrives. Graduates will serve as Krusty's doubles in regional promotions. Homer gets to do Springfield. He opens new fast food restaurants, performs at birthday parties, and co-hosts the "Ace" cable awards. Homer begins to dislike his new career and decides to quit, but then he realizes that looking like Krusty may have his advantages. He can get out of speeding tickets, get discounts from Apu, and get good deals at restaurants. Meanwhile, Krusty is making more foolish bets, such as betting everything against the Harlem Globetrotters. The mob takes over at the clown college. Fat Tony threatens to kill Krusty, but Krusty escapes. He goes with his capos to find Krusty. Meanwhile Homer, dressed as Krusty, is trying to get a good deal on a car. They keep trying to shoot him, but luckily for him, they miss. The real Krusty has plastic surgery, but he looks the same (except for his breasts). The mob kidnaps Homer and takes him to Don Vittorio, where they plan to kill him. They say they won't if he can do the bicycle trick. Krusty comes just in the nick of time and Homer and Krusty both do the trick together to avoid their execution. Don Vittorio and Krusty settle the outstanding debt.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 16 - Bart vs. Australia (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x16_-_Bart_vs._Australia.SLPHPPY.avi%7C177901568%7C8C53 EEDB1E6EBF0310F60CCD72038791%7C/)
Lisa explains the Coriolis Effect to Bart, but he does not believe it, so he makes a collect call to Australia to ask them about which way their water drains. When Bart doesn't hang up, Australia owes $900. They want Bart to pay, but he insults them. Bart soon gets dozens of letters in the mail. Then Australia indicts him for fraud. America wants to send him to Australia to make an apology. The family is sent to Australia, where they start exploring the culture. Bart makes his apology, but they want to give the additional punishment of a boot to his ass. Bart and Homer escape the booting and they try to run back to the embassy. Bart agrees to have them do the booting anyway, but instead he moons Australia. The Simpson family leaves the outraged country in a helicopter.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 17 - Homer vs. Patty And Selma (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x17_-_Homer_vs._Patty_And_Selma.SLPHPPY.avi%7C178288640 %7C81C23DD5C4F82A5B8034C1AE9857AD10%7C/)
Homer invests in pumpkins and loses all his money. Bart is late for school, so he isn't able to sign up for the physical education class that he wants, the only class left is ballet. Homer struggles to pay his debts. Patty and Selma recently got promotions and raises at work and despite his blinding hatred for them; Homer asks Patty and Selma to lend him money. He can't let Marge know, so they blackmail and torture him. Bart finds that he has a knack for ballet and he learns to love it. Marge's sisters really push Homer's buttons but when Marge finds out, Homer feels ashamed. Bart feels a little ashamed, too, about his new talent. Homer decides to become a chauffeur to earn money and pay back his debt and one of his fares is Mel Brooks. When he gets pulled over, Chief Wiggum discovers that Homer has no chauffeur's license. Homer has to go to the DMV where Patty and Selma work. Bart performs in front of his school and bullies beat him up afterward. Homer has to take a driving test with Marge's sisters and they flunk him. After failing him, they light up cigarettes in the afterglow. While this would cost them their promotions, since they work in a government building, Homer saves them by saying they are his cigarettes. He tells them that he did it for Marge, because fighting with them is so hard on her. In appreciation for saving their jobs, they call off the debt.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 18 - A Star Is Burns (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x18_-_A_Star_Is_Burns.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C183044096%7C97DF94 741097406A9E26CA3D5E6B13B6%7C/)
Springfield is the least popular town in America. They have a town meeting on how to attract tourists and Marge pitches the idea for a film festival. After they accept her idea, she searches for a film critic to be the judge and Jay Sherman is her choice. He comes to Springfield and stays with the Simpson family. Mr. Burns decides to enter the festival to boost his reputation, and makes a horribly self-indulgent film. Jay Sherman fits right in with the Simpson family, but he and Homer quickly form a rivalry. After the screenings, Homer has already made up his mind he is going to vote for the dumbest video, the one by Hans Moleman. This is an injustice to Barney's film about alcoholism, which is the best of the bunch. The jury includes Jay, Homer, Krusty, Marge, and Mayor Quimby. Mr. Burns bribes Krusty and Quimby to vote for him. Homer decides to change his vote to Barney's film, so Mr. Burns loses. What does Barney win? Why beer, of course! Mr. Burns later tries (unsuccessfully) to bribe the Academy Awards.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 19 - Lisa's Wedding (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x19_-_Lisas_Wedding.FoV.avi%7C183416832%7C80890E0A09982 F6C17C4C7187DF0C286%7C/)
The family visits a Renaissance Faire. When Lisa runs off while chasing a bunny she meets a mysterious fortune teller offers to tell her about her future by reading her cards. We flash forward to 2010 at an Eastern university where she meets an arrogant proper young English gentleman named Hugh. They manage to fall in love and he asks her to marry him. He lets her meet his family and soon she brings him to meet hers. She is very uneasy about this meeting, since her family is so rude and obnoxious. As they all prepare for the wedding, Hugh reveals that he thinks Homer is too brutish. He and Lisa have a fight and break off the engagement. The fortune teller then vanishes in a puff of smoke and Lisa meets back up with Homer, appreciating him a little more than usual.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 20 - Two Dozen And One Greyhounds (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x20_-_Two_Dozen_And_One_Greyhounds.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C18291 0976%7C34B1A4AFDA71256C0931C2C3787A52D1%7C/)
The family notices that Santa's Little Helper has been destroying the house. He soon runs away and goes back to the dog track from which he came. He finds another greyhound there and humps her in front of everyone. The family decides to bring her home. The two dogs quickly fall in love. Santa's Little Helper's bitch has 25 puppies, but 25 puppies are too much for the Simpson family. They spoil an important dinner party. The family decides to give them away, but Mr. Burns dognaps them. They wonder what he could possibly want with them. Bart and Lisa go to spy on him and see what he is doing. He plans to kill them and make them into a greyhound skin tuxedo. They try to save the puppies, but Mr. Burns catches them before they escape. Mr. Burns has one of his characteristic changes of heart and decides not to kill them. He keeps all the puppies which grow to become successful racing dogs, making him even richer.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 21 - The PTA Disbands (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x21_-_The_PTA_Disbands.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182992896%7C13B8A 5B9BFDF8E9507CA3B737B014AD8%7C/)
Skinner's elementary school is dilapidated, the bus is in terrible shape, the food is unsatisfactory, et cetera. Bart sees Krabappel and Skinner arguing about this, so he pushes both their buttons to try to bring about a teacher's strike. Bart is ecstatic, but Lisa is horrified. During the strike, kids have to stay at home with their parents. Bart unleashes his unique brand of mischief on the town. Lisa is worried about becoming stupid and not getting graded, and starts to go insane. Bart's plan backfires when substitutes take over the teachers' jobs, including Marge as Bart's teacher. Bart gets Skinner and Krabappel to start negotiating again, and they finally come to an agreement. To raise funds for the school, they rent out the school's coat rooms to Springfield's overcrowded prisons.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 22 - Round Springfield (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x22_-_Round_Springfield.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C183191552%7C4D77 8DEFE25C764C6837037FD6393FF3%7C/)
Bart eats the jagged metal prize in his box of cereal and he has to have it and his appendix removed after he collapses at school. At the hospital Lisa happens to see "Bleeding Gums" Murphy and he gives her his saxophone. When "Bleeding Gums" Murphy dies it makes Lisa very distraught. When his funeral does not properly honor him, she vows to make Springfield remember him. She wants to buy a copy of his rare record, but it costs $500. Bart's case against Krusty's cereal gets him that exact amount, so he buys it for her. She plays it for a tribute to "Bleeding Gums" Murphy and he appears to her as a cloud. Together they jam as the episode draws to a close.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 23 - Springfield Connection (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x23_-_Springfield_Connection.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182970368%7 CA59377AFF08E56501158D4D3BC1DA3F7%7C/)
Homer and Marge listen to some classical music at an outdoor concert. On their way home, Marge stops a thief (Snake) when she gets a surge of adrenaline. She soon finds that her life isn't thrilling enough. She looks for ways to fill the void and decides to join the police department. Homer is a little insecure about this. When she trains, she finds that Chief Wiggum does not take her seriously. She passes training and starts her new career. It stresses her out, especially with all the corruption. She wants to clean up the town, but it is so difficult. Her first major stand comes against Homer after he disrespects her in public and to his horror, she sticks him in jail. Homer has his poker buddies over after his release and one of them, Herman, uses Homer's car hole (garage) for storing counterfeit jeans. When Homer figures this out, Herman takes him hostage. Marge saves him and wants to arrest Herman. When her backup shows up, the other cops take the jeans and refuse to harm Herman. This last bit of corruption is enough to make Marge quit. The episode closes with a musical homage to Hill Street Blues.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 24 - Lemon Of Troy (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x24_-_Lemon_Of_Troy.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C183023616%7CB3E2DB6D 24EDDE4AEEAEE26E581F8677%7C/)
Bart gets a big lecture from Marge after vandalizing a sidewalk, she tells him to have pride in his town. When the kids run out of lemons for lemonade, they head to the town's lemon tree and get in a confrontation with the kids of Shelbyville. When the tree is gone, Bart and five other kids go to wage war with Shelbyville. Homer finds out about this and goes with their fathers to find the kids, courtesy of Ned's RV, which Homer totally abuses. Bart pretends to be from Shelbyville, but the kids from Shelbyville chase him anyway. Bart finds the tree, and with his gang of kids and Homer with his gang of fathers team up to get the tree back.
The Simpsons - Season 06 - Episode 25 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1) (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_6x25_-_Who_Shot_Mr._Burns?_%281%29.MEDiEVAL.avi%7C182978 560%7CB1EE1044366007A9BB35CC895C516812%7C/)
When Willie tries to bury a class's dead hamster, he strikes oil. This means that the school is rich. The fact that Mr. Burns can never remember Homer's name is really starting to get under Homer's skin. Principal Skinner looks into spending the money from the oil well. He approves every silly request from people at the school. Mr. Burns makes it known that he wants the oil well to complete his monopoly. Principal Skinner rejects this idea. When they switch on the oil well for the first time, they find that someone else tapped the well with a slanted oil well. It is Mr. Burns. His new well shoots oil towards the Simpsons home, where it injures Bart's dog. Bart is very angry at Burns for this. Lisa is very angry because her idea to get Tito Puente as the school's band teacher cannot happen now. Homer is very angry because Mr. Burns still cannot remember his name. Moe's has to close down due to toxic fumes at the oil well, so Moe and Barney are very angry. They grab their guns and leave Moe's for the last time. The retirement home collapses due to the oil well, so Abe and the old folks are very angry. Mr. Burns is happy with all of these developments, but he has just one more plan. He wants to block out the sun. Smithers, refuses to help him and Mr. Burns fires him, so he goes on a drunken binge. Abe moves in with the Simpson family and with him, he brings a gun. Marge buries it in the yard. Homer spray paints his name on Mr. Burns' wall. When Mr. Burns still cannot remember his name, Homer threatens him. At a town meeting, Mr. Burns reveals his plan to block out the sun. He makes it night forever and walks home in twilight. He struggles with someone and a shot is fired, and he lay bleeding on the town's sun dial. Everyone is Springfield is a suspect, so it is up to Chief Wiggum to find out "Who Shot Mr. Burns."
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Season 7
The Simpsons - Season 07 - Episode 01 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2) (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_7x01_-_Who_Shot_Mr._Burns_%28Part_2%29.avi%7C89745408%7C 6B0E088B3DBC58066A164ED87CEDC253%7C/)
Smithers awakens from his drunken binge to find Mr. Burns in his shower; alas, it is only a dream. When he awakens for real, he discovers the truth. Mr. Burns is still alive after being shot. Smithers wonders whether he tried to kill Mr. Burns. Smithers remembers that he DID shoot an old geezer, but it was not Mr. Burns. It was Jasper, but the bullet went into his wooden leg. Smithers is cleared as the lead suspect. Lisa decides to help on the investigation. She lists all the suspects, including Moe, Barney, Principal Skinner, Willie, Tito Puente, each of the Simpsons, et cetera. Chief Wiggum goes to bust Tito Puente, but he decides that Tito is not guilty. Then he decides Principal Skinner and Willie are not suspects. Moe is cleared to, after he passes the polygraph. Chief Wiggum has a dream that tells him to check Mr. Burns' suit. Simpson DNA is found on it, so Chief Wiggum arrests Homer. They find a gun with Homer's fingerprints. Homer escapes from the police paddy wagon in a homage to "The Fugitive." He goes to confront Mr. Burns in the hospital and the whole town goes to watch. Mr. Burns still does not know Homer's name, so Homer holds a gun to his head. Mr. Burns says that Homer did not shoot him, it was Maggie Simpson. When Mr. Burns had tried to steal her candy, Maggie accidentally shot him.
The Simpsons - Season 07 - Episode 02 - Radioactive Man (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_7x02_-_Radioactive_Man.avi%7C105484288%7C378D58AE8211826 5E2C309335F29C978%7C/)
Bart and Milhouse are huge fans of Radioactive Man. Comic Book Guy tells them that they are filming an upcoming movie version in Springfield. They both want to audition for the part of Fallout Boy. Bart would get the part, but he is an inch too short and Milhouse is selected instead. Bart is jealous, but he decides to remain his Milhouse's friend. Milhouse hates acting, after he finds out that working in film isn't all that glamorous or exciting, so he ditches the role and leaves the set. Bart finds him in the tree house and Mickey Rooney comes to talk to him there, but Milhouse won't go back. The producers shut down production after this setback and return to Hollywood. Hollywood takes care of them now that they are out of the uncaring, self-absorbed Springfield.
The Simpsons - Season 07 - Episode 03 - Home Sweet Homediddly-dum-doodily (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_7x03_-_Home_Sweet_Homediddly-dum-doodily.avi%7C89708544%7C333D2DC5B2542E1DAD73969BC D3D4914%7C/)
Marge works so hard as a housewife that Homer decides to buy a trip to the spa for her. She leaves the house in a mess, and Abe takes care of Maggie. At school, Bart has lice and Lisa loses her shoes. Child welfare people go to the Simpson home to find Maggie drinking out of a dog bowl. When Homer and Marge return home, they tell them that they are taking away the children to a foster home. Which foster home? The Flanders'! Homer and Marge feel depressed without their kids and Bart and Lisa do not fit in at all next door. The judge orders Homer and Marge to go to parental training and in the class are horribly unfit parents, further embarrassing Marge. Meanwhile, Ned discovers that the Simpson children have not been baptized. He takes them to the Springfield River to do it himself. Having just passed their parenting class, Homer and Marge race to stop the baptism.
The Simpsons - Season 07 - Episode 04 - Bart Sells His Soul (ed2k://%7Cfile%7CSimpsons_-_7x04_-_Bart_Sells_His_Soul.avi%7C89761792%7C487B2EA66F91 906527BED4CA6AB007D8%7C/)
Bart pulls a prank at church, resulting in a punishment for himself and Milhouse. They have a conversation about it, and Bart tells Milhouse that he does not believe in souls. To prove it, he sells his soul to Milhouse for $5...well actually; he sells him a piece of paper with "Bart Simpson's soul" written on it. Lisa warns him that this will result in his misery. He notices that animals are afraid of him and automatic doors don't recognize him. Meanwhile, Moe has decided to turn his bar into a family restaurant. Bart continues to notice that he is different. He loses his ability to laugh at senseless violence. He tries unsuccessfully to get his soul back from Milhouse. Moe advertises his grand opening and several families come. Moe quickly loses patience with children and business suffers. Bart has nightmares, so he goes on an odyssey to beg for Milhouse's help. Moe changes his place back to a bar. Milhouse does not have the soul anymore; he sold it to Comic Book Guy, who then sold it to an unnamed person. Bart is relieved to discover it is Lisa,